- Absolute gold from the local newspaper!
Stumbled upon this while looking for a photo of my wife who apparently is on there somewhere doing something at work
These guys are geniuses! “F*** you, Newhaven!”
Made my day. Not found the photo of the wife though.Posted 4 months agoRubber_BuccaneerSubscriber
Also read that article about the bloke noshing down on his naked girlfriend on Hove beach
Come on DrP, next you’ll be telling us you’ve never had a blowie off a hobo outside the Guildborne CentrePosted 4 months agoMarkBrewerMember
I liked the bit about the local council not being impressed with his music after a Google search.
The comments are even better than the article!
I’ve only just cottoned onto the fact that the comments on news stories on the website of my local paper are a source of huge amusement, I reckon the people that use them would give some of the posters on here a run for their money in the argumentative ****** stakes!Posted 4 months agofunkrodentSubscriber
Great stuff. The oral sex story is great, as is the one about the topless woman evading the filth by jumping off a roof! And I thought I was keeping it real in gritty Manchester. Obviously got it all wrong.
Come to think of it, isn’t this Sick! Bikes territory. Shirley there’s a connection. They probably hung out with Tupac back in the day..Posted 4 months ago
For a short while after the ‘guildborne gobbler’ story, we’d (a few riding mates) take a selfie on the famous bench when we went past!!
Cue quotes such as “been waiting half an hour and nothing” etc etc!
Oh what a place to live!
I think in the same week someone took a picture off the top deck of a bus of some women crapping in a flower bed…..
DrPPosted 4 months agoretro83Member
Come on DrP, next you’ll be telling us you’ve never had a blowie off a hobo outside the Guildborne Centre
Richard Dawkins from the town and James Pannel of Shoreham were jailed for 16 weeks each after a magistrate said they had shown no regard for the shock and distress their actions would have caused members of the public.
Every day we stray further from god.Posted 4 months agomrmoofoMember
Lancing is basically the south coast’s version of South Central L.A.
Without the musical creativity
And the dress sense ….
TBH it is hard to work out, even if you were shitfaced on British sherry, why Worthing , and especially just outside of Wilco , would give you the horn.
If they are jailing men for open air “love” – then St Jimmy’s St in Brighton will be deserted soon.Posted 4 months ago
And Pride will become like Mums Net….
I think you’ll find Littlehampton is the South coast’s LA – Little’Ampton innit!
I spent my teenage years in Lancing, posh part North of the A27 though. Always felt machine gun towers and a few mines along the border would have been savvy investments by the North Lancing resident’s association. My old man was a GP in the South Lancing surgery, he’s got some stories from on call house visits!Posted 4 months ago
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