That is all

Cool story, bro.

You OK Hun ?

Xx

Listen mate (in my best passive aggressive manner) I’m stuck at work waiting for a show to start and the knob outside shouting at the Tattoo crowd with a megaphone is just clamouring to be “Froomed”*

*cup of piss thrown at him..

What’s up mate?

**&^%$ imbeciles on this work call

Just plug the bloody kit back in the same port you removed it from 🙄

Do you work for our IT department who for a month told me that the phone line was fine. Only for one to call in by chance to find out the phone line had been cut off for a month?

At this precise moment, it would appear so

Right now I’m in Essex and the kit/numpty is in Dublin

Any chance of a proper sentence there Drac?

Don’t forget to send out a new phone too as clearly that’s the fault despite being already tested with 3 phones. And when they tell you it’s the line don’t forget to tell them that as data is working it can’t be, even when they point out that’s a separate line.

I’ll have a pint of whatever Drac’s on.

A pint?

Are you sure?

Any chance of a proper sentence there Drac?

Nope.

I guess it’s hard to type when you’re driving an ambulance !