New company, 8 weeks in, the CEO hears I do a bit of cycling, asks if I’d like to join him and the ops director on a little pootle Friday after work. Why yes, I’d love to, says I. So since this agreement they have basically been ribbing me about how they’re going to rip my legs off as they’re very fit due to training for a big ride. They’ve also commented that a runner like me (I do a lunch time run twice per week) will not be able to keep up with seasoned cyclists. All good natured, nothing malicious, usual ribbing.
So, here’s the thing, they’re nowhere near as quick or fit as they think they are. Unbeknownst to them (and me until i saw a social media post after the event), we all did the same Sportive over the weekend, 65 miles, I did it in just over 90 minutes quicker than them (and I did not do a particularly quick time), they were raving about how hard it was, how quick they went and how they’re aching today. One of them had to push up one of the hills FFS… They also don’t know that having spent the last 6 months running and cycling 6 days a week that I’m the fittest I’ve ever been in my life and currently have a physique that puts me well and truly into “climber/malnourished” category. Their body shape is perhaps better suited to the descents…
So, my dilemma, and bear in mind they are both my new bosses and have been relentlessly taking the proverbial for a week. Do I:
1. Keep pace but make sure I look tired so as to not lose too much face but also not inflate their ego’s further.
2. Get dropped and ask them to wait on the hills.
3. Slowly but surely pull away from them on every hill, making it all look very easy.
4. Attack on the first hill, ideally after a ”Lance look back”. Do this on every hill of the ride.
Please note, this is a tongue in cheek, Tuesday afternoon thought (I’ve finished for the day) and I reserve the right to ignore you all and just act like a adult irrelevant of what you say.
Light hearted responses appreciated, we’ve had enough nastiness for 1 day I think.