After much scrutiny and fiddling, and flicking, both look normal in both feel and texture. No colour change, no flatness, no external bruising, plenty of caressing though 👌
It feels “internal” more than anything. You know that ooff pain when it starts to recede.. well on a scale of 1-10 it’s an annoying 4. Not agony, not occasional either.. but that underlying numbing sort of feeling.
I best see a Doc.
Wheelies on windsurfing are easy, the manoeuvre is called a Vulcan and it’s best viewed via YouTube.
The boom is the bit yer hands hold onto and yer harness hooks onto via loops..(harness lines)
I was close to the beach, we come in flat chat and pull off some most awesome manoeuvres to impress the Ladies… Its a macho thing, a need I have deep down to make sure everyone knows just how virile and sporting I am 😜💪🤠