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  • A crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic
  • Dancake
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    athgray
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    Class.

    brakes
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    it has a certain haunting beauty to it

    footflaps
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    You’d have thought she’d have realised it wasn’t working and stopped long before she painted over all of it!

    SaxonRider
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    The tears are just beginning to clear from my eyes. 😆

    cynic-al
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    I really shouldn’t laugh…

    avdave2
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    Perhaps she’ll turn to bran surgery.

    athgray
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    I think they need to give a picture of the woman to art galleries, museums and churches just in case she goes touting for restoration work, hopefully not a self portrait though!

    Underhill
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    That’s brilliant

    Bez
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    Perhaps she’ll turn to bran surgery.

    Are you suggesting she’s a cerealist painter?

    racefaceec90
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    😯 😮 🙂 😀 😆 😕

    JoeG
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    YJCMTSU!

    scaredypants
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    (good effort from Bez, there !)

    BigJohn
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    Another Bez admirer.

    Squidlord
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    To be fair, she did quite a good job on the tunic…

    IanMunro
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    This thread has brightened up my morning immensely 😀

    xcgb
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    Reminds me of this

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IL22sLF25s[/video]

    IanMunro
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    😀

    nicko74
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    It’s the description from the BBC Europe correspondent that kills me: ” BBC Europe correspondent Christian Fraser says the delicate brush strokes of Elias Garcia Martinez have been buried under a haphazard splattering of paint. The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says”

    trailmonkey
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    i must confess that the thread title made me think of a profanisaurus style definition and i wasn’t quite sure if i should open it up at work.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    It is what Jesus would have wanted.

    redthunder
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    That’s a defo STW ArtClub theme 🙂

    spacemonkey
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    Looks more like a howler monkey impersonating a monk!

    spchantler
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    crying with lol

    DezB
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    Quality! Did you notice – even the painting of the scroll is crap!

    DezB
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    Some people apparently missed this…

    deluded
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    Cheers DezB.

    This will now be the new ‘should have gone to Specsavers’ ad.

    King-ocelot
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    Red thunder please do an art club on ‘a very hairy monkey in an ill fitting tunic’ I miss art club.

    Whathaveisaidnow
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    she got bored, . . .

    she even completely missed the white lobster perched on jesus’s face out all together!!

    monogramman
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    rogerthecat
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    Thank you STW this made me smile for the first time in 4 hours.

    CountZero
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    Thank you Bez, a classic! Are you doing the Edinburgh Fringe this year? 😀

    kcr
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    Anyone remember a similar incident in an English village church a few years ago? A YTS squad, who were doing a bit of painting and decorating, decided to go the extra mile and freshen up a rare mediaeval mural – with Dulux gloss.

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