Do us all a favour and stop with the humble brags because it is a load of nonsense.

That doesn’t carry the slightest hint of jealousy, oh no, not at all…

Well I’ve just had a brekkie and a pint at brum airport and I don’t want to fight anybody.
Must be something wrong with me.

Part way through a cheeky coffee and cereal in my lounge. 😮

Count zero – no jealousy at all. I get to do my fair share of business travel, so I’ve nothing to be envious of, quite the opposite in fact.

I’m just averse to people showing off, especially when the reality is that there is nothing to show off about.