a cautionary tale
Last night, I did something against my better judgement and went into Barnsley for a ‘few drinks’ with some of the folk from work, not realising until the last minute it was mad friday. Long story short, within four hours I was totally wankered. Following this, during a long night of feeling unusual, I went downstairs searching for some alka seltzer. AND THEN IT HAPPENED! Completely unexpectedly, I somehow managed to sneeze, fart and spew up, all at the same time. Is there a name for this phenomenon, has anyone else ever experienced such a thing, and more importantly, will I die?Posted 4 years ago
The spew (not a massive amount, but enough to burn shame into my soul forever) went down my dressing gown, a nice calvin klein one that mrs Mitch bought me. The horror! She gave me a certain look, but didn’t comment. I believe I heard her laughing when I closed the bedroom door behind me. 😳Posted 4 years agothebrowndogMember
We used to call it a Grandslam™.
Worked on a tourist fishing boat one holidays and was asked to go clean up a “helicopter” in the ladies’ loo. Went in there with a bucket and mop and there was puke everywhere – doors, walls, ceiling. Woman had projectile vomited while on the bog …Posted 4 years agoendurogangsterMember
A couple of years ago at leeds festival on the Thursday I had proudly won a game of wizard sticks and polished off a crate of Stella in around 10 hours, cue early night at half 9! Woke up at 1 am with a full on sprint to what passes for a toilet there, where I was about to ferociously erupt from both end with only one target, I picked the lesser of 2 evils and defacated in the pan while painting the toilet door the colours of the rainbow! Felt ace after though!Posted 4 years agodan1980Member
After a couple of shandies on Friday night I spend the majority of Saturday chucking up in my toilet.
I now have a really bad sore throat, and feel like I’ve pulled a muscle in the back of my neck and can’t swallow properly. I’m still feeling a bit hungover too. I have come to the conclusion that at 33, I can’t drink like I used to when I was a student. 😕Posted 4 years ago
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