http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629

Dropped a phone down the long drops at Glastonbury once. No way was I going after it.

Feel a bit queasy now.

Mr Berntsen Larsen sustained injuries to his upper arms and said he believed he had been bitten several times.

😯

Beyond grim.

Was it a samsdung?

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He was not successful in retrieving the phone.

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It’s Poo Girl all over again

He must have watched Trainspotting :D. The worst toilet in Norway.

Oh yeah, and this bit

There were animals down there too.

reminded me of this

*shudder*

Yesterday after a bit of reading about Operation Chariot, the commando raid on St Nazaire I was drawn towards Project Chariot*, from the sublime to to the ridiculous. I thought that maybe it was possibly the worst idea of all time but only a day has passed and a Norwegian man has managed to make me doubt it.

*Project Chariot was a plan to create a huge artificial harbour in Alaska using the quite brilliant idea of setting off a load of nuclear bombs. It ran into the small hitch however of there being absolutely no requirement whatsoever for a harbour in that location. In 1962 it was decided that the plan would be “held in abeyance” However it has never been formally cancelled.

When I was in Darwin a German backpacker threw her shoe at a crocodile to scare it off.
After it had buggered off she went in the water to get her shoe back. She died.

She died.

Poor sole

“Crocodile Shoes, Crocodile Shoes”

climbed in? sure sure

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

Cwmcarn portapotty; lycra bib shorts; car keys in jersey back pocket…. Guess how that ended up?

Guess how that ended up

As far as the elbow?

“I hate confined spaces” says man that climbed into a toilet.

WTAF!?

It was my only key for that car too.

It was my only key for that car too.

I’d sort of taken that for granted 🙂

Bloody remakes…

Cato Berntsen Larsen climbed feet-first into the public facility

Not for a gazillion pounds. He was lucky it wasn’t fuller and he didn’t drown in sh1t.

My rather nice polarized lens sunnies recently went down the business end of a Turkish toilet (the squatty type) whilst assisting one of my boys to take a dump….They have stayed there and I don’t doubt increased the value of these particular public conveniences.

Also –

To make matters worse, Mr Berntsen Larsen quickly threw up after entering the tank

mulling it over I don’t see how throwing up made it worse, pretty sure I’d rather stand in my own vom than someone else’s sh1t and p1ss.

He was not successful in retrieving the phone.

No shit, Sherlock!

I wouldn’t do that for someone else’s phone!

Given he was Norwegian, you would think he might have watched “Headhunters”:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbZqsgkapmQ[/video]

I rescued a trainer from the bottom of a pit latrine in Kenya with a long piece of bamboo. I was very lucky it landed sole down on top of a fairly solid mound, so a quick wipe on the grass and we were good to go!

When I was in Darwin a German backpacker threw her shoe at a crocodile to scare it off.
After it had buggered off she went in the water to get her shoe back. She died.

Darwin award?