Hora get yourself onto the shaving thread-a man of your virtues will prove invaluable on it!

Cheers Gary C I will show it to my friend bung-bungaHora

Sex is good fun..hence sportSex..

Shaving? Wanders off..

Cheers Gary C I will show it to my friend.

As in, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours?”

hmm, just had a text she has the wine in already

I don’t think flowers are required.

EDIT: Removed, bit wrong.

Well… he must be round there by now…

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I love this forum! I’ve just read right through from the beginning; half I could barely read through the tears! Funniest thing I’ve read in ages, Hora, take a bow, I honestly don’t think there’s a current comedian who’s made me laugh so much.
That also goes for various others as well.
Genius.

hora – Member
Emsz I have the same sexdrive as I did when I was in my mid-teens

POSTED 5 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST
emsz – Member
Im gonna heave…

POSTED 5 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST
😆

Just found this thread! What a giggle! Hope he’s ok…..
Is tall-Martin smiling???….

I might be a bit late but as an original offering why not take the makings of your favourite cocktails?

Big bag of crushed ice, limes, lemons, mint, sugar, tequila cahaca, cointreau, white rum, straws, a muddler and a cocktail shaker.

Start with a caipirinha, follow on with a mojito and finish off with a margarita. then go round again.

Works for Mrs BigJohn.

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed 🙂

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed
A happy ending…

Pics or it didn…oh, never mind.

not going to get any work done until we find out what happened! – or not.

not going to get any work done until we find out what happened! – or not.

All I’d like to know is if TM really did take flowers and what her response was.
And on the strength of the thread so far, the OP should hopefully keep it that.

**hopes OP’s date went well**

🙂

edd – Member

A happy ending…

I think that ‘happy finish’ is the correct term 🙂

I’m guessing sausage WAS on the menu 😀

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed

Can just imagine her waking up in the morning, rolling over and seeing him using a phone and asking “Oh, who are you texting?”

“Oh no one dear, I was just updating a mountain bike forum on how my date went!”

/crash

ok, is there going to be a third date? #wonders what the thread on that’s going to contain#

Did you take spam as well?

Did you go to her place? If so, which door did you use?

These things matter.

Best thread in ages 😆

Glad the date went well 😉

Good work fella.

Got to love a story with a happy ending 😀

A mate was going out with a Polish girl who acquired the nickname of “the sock” best leave the details to your imaginations.

what happened?!?

Fantastic thread, had me in stitches yesterday and I`m glad you had a good evening.
(I`d have taken flowers too)

Loving the “what happened?” Questions – he’s told us what happened , read between the lines!

Or do you really want him to give everyone a blow by blow account? Why don’t you post up a detailed description of the last time you saw a lady naked and see how that goes for you

Or do you really want him to give everyone a blow by blow account?

Well….yes, frankly. 😀

Did she have a vase?

Why don’t you post up a detailed description of the last time you saw a lady naked and see how that goes for you

Looking at porn on internet. I opened web browser, looked around.

There.

What a gent.

Well done OP on getting fair lady to part with knickers. I bet there’s a spring in his step today 😀
All I’d like to know is; adventurous or not?
Apologies, but I’m married and must now live vicariously through single friends and strangers on tinternet. Thanks in advance.

Poor girl on the train next to me is wondering why I’m crying and stifling chortles. Top thread, great ending, and a deeper understanding of hora’s psyche could not be wished for.

and a deeper understanding of hora’s psyche could not be wished for is beyond the limits of even the most qualified and experienced mental health professionals

FIFY 8)

Now all we need is the phone number of Tall’s mate at work and we’ll be happy.
Pics too, please 😛

Asti Spumante

I missed this. Is it Italian for asking if she spits? 8)

^ The prosecution rests ^

Lol, hora’s here to entertain us again. 😆

Asti Spumante….the bottle next to it (reply) may be

😯

+1 for said work mates number. Pics first please. Flowers and wine ready. Bagsy first dibs.