What’s the problem with women with a history? Men have them too.
If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough. You don’t have to be the best in bed she’s ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

I hate the shirades

What’s to hate?

Serious hat on:

If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough

How can she know that after a couple of dates?

You don’t have to be the best in bed she’s ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

Thats depressing, almost like you assume she’d have low self esteem- go for the pick of the bunch at that moment.

You dont need to have a girlfriend/boyfriend in your bed. Sometimes people are happy with their own space, only want to share their time with someone who is the one/right for them. Like I say, I hope I’m never single. I don’t think I could do the dating scene personally.

I’m taking notes, flowers no, alcohol yes, drugs…although just did a little sick about the ‘sports dating thing’

hora your mind my love…. 🙄

Wrecker…I see what you did there 😈

So actually, what this thread boils down to is not “do I take flowers?” but “what would hora do?”

When you’ve worked that out DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

Emsz I have the same sexdrive as I did when I was in my mid-teens 😉

Im gonna heave…

There’s a joke in here about ladies and gardens but I haven’t worked it out yet.

*another outting for the classic picture…*

IIRC it was quite good fun to be taught new things by ladies who had more practice than me in the time when I was YFS.

You should see his sock drawer!!! 😯

binners, I don’t get it?

I don’t wanna know do i 😕

Ah…. well, I’ll say nothing. I’ll let you try and work out for yourself why the socks stored within easy reach of an adolescent males bed would be…. erm…. crusty

You should see his sock drawer!!!

*barf*

hora – Member

Serious hat on:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…..

This thread is a CLASSIC! Brilliant, more please. 😆

If I went on dating sites, every week I’d change my criteria wildly via size/ethnicity and age etc. Just to experience everyone 8)

Hence why I call it sports-sex. Big game hunting.

Any decent illicit dating websites out there?

Oi Binners. Stop making me mentally defile the bird from ‘Frasier’!

Poor Daphne Moon…

Just to experience everyone

Hora….
A legend in his own mind.

You can keep dreaming fella, but I think you’ve already blown it with Hels.
😉

EDIT:
You might get some action with Binners though 😯

Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do.

Dating/relationship advice from Hora is actually invaluable, because it gives an in-depth insight in exactly what not to do

**Assumes also that this ensures no continuation of the Hora Genome**

You’re too late, he’s bred…

You’re too late, he’s bred…

What ?, you mean…. Hora…..
😯

…and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.

…and I can say hes bloody more annoying than me.

Annoying we can handle. THIS IS STW !

Its the BS that’s cracking me up.
🙂

EDIT:

Oh, and BTW, its red wine, bin the flowers. If she doesn’t drink, she can cook with it.
8)

They behave in a similar way in the pub though. Running about the place, randomly grabbing women, knocking pints off the table, babbling gibberish, never buying a drink. Like father, like son

Cheeky bugger. I had my wallet ready on Sunday, I was going to buy all your drinks and have a massive bender but you said you had to get off so I reholstered my wallet 8)

You’re too late, he’s bred…

“This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.”

😉

Binners…

I still don’t get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

number is 666.

Thats Hora, there. In the middle.

Binners…

I still don’t get it. but if it involves hora I think I want to know anyway.

Take the colloquial word for masturbation add it to the word sock and type it in to Google.

Apologies OP. I’ve ruined your thread. Every dating thread I turn into a smutpit 🙁

Apologies OP. I’ve ruined your thread.

Nonsense. We need reminding of how awesome you are…. at every given opportunity. STW is were you belong.
🙂

Now Binbins. Play nice !

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

No you haven’t hora, some of this thread will have me chuckling for a while…

You Googled it then.

emsz – Member
Oh
My
God

Thanks heavens, the next step would have been diagrams! 😯

You Googled it then.

Well, emsz was hardly going to resist, who’d have thunk it….
🙁

Oh
My
God

Is this, like, normal behaviour?

Googling **** sock? its fine, people have done worse..