If you are really struggling then you could ask on the Arrse forums
I would rather have a hot nitric acid enema to be honest! I used to be a member there, but left when an apparently serving soldier, NCO no less, insisted that the 5.56mm NATO round did not, was not designed to, and never had, tumble and disintegrate in flesh at high velocities/short ranges. Even the most cursory of glances at 5.56mm NATO terminal ballistics shows that’s exactly what it does.
I think it’s Bastard In Stores. Them being incredibly keen on nice orderly full shelves, not giving stuff out.
Interesting theory, makes sense. I’ll do some searching.
What corps was your father in?
Royal Army Service Corps.