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  • Premier Icon leffeboy
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    But, but, an algorithm did it and ran away sir

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    It’s the first digit of your phone number that matters.

    0 = you bang your head against the wall at practically everything that exists on social media

    1 = you’re digitally dyslexic

    2 = I can’t believe you’re still reading

    3 = check Facebook

    Premier Icon sirromj
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    one way to make a crap thread more like.

    Premier Icon eddiebaby
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    Singletrack’s editorial number ends in 9.
    Advertising ends in 5.

    Just sayin’…

    Set up a profile with the tag line LØØk @ ME I ist Amaze.

    – Model pose profile pic standard
    – Make sure you eat out at least five days of the week, ok seven
    – Post pics/selfies of every meal and drink (extra points for massive elaborate firework cocktails) you have with GPS links to your whereabouts
    – Selfies in various outfits, fancy dress (today I’m sexy cat meeeowww) and make up that only took you a few minutes to sort
    – Tattoo your body from head to toe, obviously post videos of it being done
    – Be outraged about everything, especially animal rights, save the cockroaches please, not really only the cute furry ones with doe eyes that make good pets
    – Post pics and vidoes of all your days out escape rooms, trampoline land, Chill Factor that kind of thing
    – Repost self affirming/life affirming/rousing quotes, self help brothers and sisters I feel your pain
    – Handbag dog pics, lots of, awww so cute she can’t breath coz of inbreeding
    – Get at least one nordic letter in your name
    – Any celebrity that dies you are a fan of “I no u ok hun just had a moment too”
    – Pretend you are not stalking other peoples lives
    – Videos of you taking the bins out
    – Pics of your many credit card bills
    – Endoscope selfie of your bowels.

    Ok the last three are bants, shits and giggles.

    Premier Icon brassneck
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    I’m more annoyed that once again i’m reminded in didnt get into the best beards of glentress 7 despite being better than half of them.

    U OK Hun?

    To be fair that’s way more deserving than most FB sympathy hunts 😀

    CountZero
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    I think the last time I used or looked at Fb was around four months ago, just don’t have the time, possibly because there was a ‘Person You Might Know’ pic popped up of someone I hadn’t seen for twenty-one years, and she’s now living with me.

    Premier Icon eddiebaby
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    spooky_b329
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    Interesting about any reaction (including angry) making Facebook serve more of that content. Gives a different angle to changing the simple ‘like’ button…they played it as demand from users, but really they just want to increase interaction as you are unlikely to ‘give a like’ to bad news or a story that is relevant but gets your back up.

    Have to admit though, I did block (or turn off notifications) for STW and Dirt Digglers. Although I’ve just checked and STW notifications seem to be on again, however perhaps its worked out I don’t like them as my feed isn’t currently flooded with five year old stories 🙂

    Premier Icon AlexSimon
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    my feed isn’t currently flooded with five year old stories

    Really!? That’s some facebook-fu that is.

    At least with STW you can hover the link and see the date in the URL 🙂

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    CountZero – Member
    … a ‘Person You Might Know’ pic popped up of someone I hadn’t seen for twenty-one years, and she’s now living with me.

    New basement coming in handy then?

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    If it’s Kate Bush then I’m both jealous and impressed.
    🙂

    Hearty congrats and good luck to you both CZ.

    Premier Icon AlexSimon
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    I’m just waiting for the “Names of people who deserve a new bike – (image with 10 common names)” post.

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