What is the best potato for mash? - Chat Forum https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/ Singletrack World Magazine Forum. Come for the bikes, stay for the boll**ks en-GB Sun, 05 Apr 2026 02:07:13 +0000 wpForo 60 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457926 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:50:13 +0000 :lol:

]]> Chat Forum Cougar https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457926 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457925 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:47:03 +0000 Here is my recipe for “Shagging Mash”. It was handed to me by the office serial adulterer, so he knew what he was talking about.

Maris Pipers
Mash with butter, grated cheese and a small amount of wholegrain mustard.
Then add the secret weapon… Sautéd leek.
Beat with a wooden spoon.
Eat.
Shag.
Beat with a wooden spoon again if you are lucky.

Very, very potent stuff. I once served it at a dinner party for my sister and her husband. When she was offered a glass of wine she said no and announced that she was 12 weeks pregnant. She’d only just eaten the mash!

]]> Chat Forum Harry_the_Spider https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457925 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457924 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:38:52 +0000 Whatever's on offer at Tesco.

Cut 'em into smaller lumps than for roasties (half an inch maybe), wash to get rid of excess starch, boil, drain, splash of milk, seasoning, HULK SMASH, plate, gravy.

Really, you're over-thinking this.

]]> Chat Forum Cougar https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457924 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457923 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:36:38 +0000 Amateurs. Sweet potato mash all the way. Nom nom.

]]> Chat Forum pixelmix https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457923 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457922 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:31:24 +0000 Home Guard for early in the year, Arran Victory or Kerrs Pinks are also good

]]> Chat Forum BlindMelon https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457922 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457921 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:22:19 +0000 purple majesty, as above! so tasty and zany coloured to boot!

]]> Chat Forum theflatboy https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457921 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457920 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:09:40 +0000 Bake 'em first, gives much more depth to the flavour.

]]> Chat Forum chupucabra https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457920 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457919 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:59:39 +0000 Maris Piper, knob of butter, salt, nutmeg...mmmm

]]> Chat Forum justatheory https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457919 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457918 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:31:37 +0000 Are you making mashed potatoes or do you need a mash for distilling vodka..?

]]> Chat Forum yunki https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457918 Re: What is the best potato for mash? https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457917 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:19:04 +0000 Tried Purple Majesty mash last night with similar results to above - tasted nice and consistency was good, but GF wanted to eat it in the dark.

Oh good, still selling them then...I've just spent the morning mucking out her horse and waiting for the farrier, so might buy some more for tonight :) No beer this time as I'm on call :(

]]> Chat Forum spooky_b329 https://singletrackworld.com/forum/off-topic/what-is-the-best-potato-for-mash/#post-3457917