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In the name of all that is good, pure and holy, wwwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!

Don't EVER do psychotropics in this house

😂😂😂😂

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:30 pm
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I don't see the problem I'd move right in!

I also spend loads of time on redfin and zillow browsing ridiculous American houses. It's how I get through afternoons at work.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:48 pm
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Lol!
(stuck for anything more to add!)

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:48 pm
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That is something alright. 😵‍💫

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:50 pm
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I love it!

Weird feeling of relief when you open picture 72, 'phew it was all a dream...'

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:51 pm
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63 looks like a murder room

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:53 pm
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I also spend loads of time on redfin and zillow browsing ridiculous American houses. It’s how I get through afternoons at work.

You'd love Selling Sunset on Netflix. Apparently.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:54 pm
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In Picture 45 it looks like they have missed the poles around the top and between the leg posts so just balanced the canopy in place. Mind you, given some of the other wood working in there it may just be a bad picture of it.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:55 pm
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Gaudi would vomit all over that.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 10:56 pm
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A friend of a friend viewed that house. There's a hidden sex dungeon which isn't in the photos.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:09 pm
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Its been viewed over 109000 times! it went up over 400 in the time it took me to skim the pictures.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:15 pm
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why buy when you can rent

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-63067699

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:18 pm
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Many questions..
Who needs that many shelves in their cellar?
What did they collect?
Where did they go, did they get more shelves?

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:35 pm
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Mistook gaudy for Gaudi?

I do however,admire anyone who decides to have their home just as they want it.

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:36 pm
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A friend of a friend viewed that house. There’s a hidden sex dungeon which isn’t in the photos.

From the advert

There is a hidden storage room in the basement which might be perfect for wine storage

after you mop the floor and remove the gimp

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:41 pm
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A dungeon, you say ?

nice short walk from the local playground, too

🧐 🚔🚔🚔

 
Posted : 29/09/2022 11:46 pm
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Well, the house is in California for a start...

Personally I like it and the location!😁

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 12:27 am
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I mean.... you've got to appreciate the amount of effort that's gone into creating that

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 4:37 am
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Crazy what some people do. Why would you put a bath in front of a plain glass low level window, madness!

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 7:43 am
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Still seems more appealing than a standard UK box from the usual suspects.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 8:24 am
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Step away from the green...

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 8:36 am
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Reminds me of one of these 80’s home makeover shows with Lawrence Bosomething,whereby the owner mentions they like Gaudi.

It’s a funny one thou not sure a few gallons of magnolias gonna sort that out.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 9:00 am
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you’ve got to appreciate the amount of effort that’s gone into creating that

^ that's exactly what I thought - just WoW!

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 9:06 am
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A friend of a friend viewed that house. There’s a hidden sex dungeon which isn’t in the photos.

Photo 63 was pretty bad tbh,harsh lighting and Matt black walls 🙂

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 9:07 am
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Still seems more appealing than a standard UK box from the usual suspects.

Tbh it’s the interior decoration that’s fazing people the outside is just like a normal one.

It’s weird as some of it a very Spanish way of er doing stuff inside and they do actually have spanish villa style houses in cali but that house isn’t.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 9:15 am
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I prefer a bit of

https://www.wowhaus.co.uk/

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 9:44 am
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I do like that there's a lot of built in shelves. Ready for a load of tat in case you move in and think the place looks a bit bare!

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 10:15 am
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I've just had a proper look now that I'm on the big screen. It's a lot more, er, striking.

I'd definitely love to live in that part of the world. Imagine the fun you could have recruiting local artists to help you finish it.

Can we all chip in and have it as an STW timeshare?

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 10:18 am
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Don’t EVER do psychotropics in this house

Why not, looks like the previous own did. Regularly. While. Decorating.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 10:19 am
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I'm impressed with the house. I wouldn't buy it. First time I've looked at an American house seeking website, the detail they provide about flood risk estimates and previous sale prices is interesting. Lots of info all in one place.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 10:23 am
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 inspired by the renowned Spanish architect Antoni Gaudi

Does "Inspired" have some other meaning that I'm not aware of?

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 10:28 am
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Great house, I work in far too many houses people treat as an investment rather than a home for their exact tastes.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 11:19 am
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you’ve got to appreciate the amount of effort that’s gone into creating that

Absolutely this. Difficult one as the next owner could come along and rip it all out which, whilst not going to be to everyone's taste, seems a shame as it almost crosses the line to a work of art rather than just interior decoration

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 11:23 am
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Tbh it’s the interior decoration that’s fazing people the outside is just like a normal one.

Tbh I was referring to the inside. The interior still trump's your typical bett homes/Stewart Milne/persimmon home.

And it's in California to boot.

What's not to like.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 11:24 am
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Tbh it’s the interior decoration that’s fazing people the outside is just like a normal one

Oh! I thought it was the pool! Duh

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 12:05 pm
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inspired by the renowned Spanish architect Antoni Gaudi

Well, it's unfinished, so that makes sense.

I actually quite like it!

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 12:08 pm
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Wonder why they're selling - looks like he's half way through various rooms.....

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 12:21 pm
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All the expense of that customisation will be irrelevant when it comes to the sale price.
You have to feel for the owners, clearly they put a lot of time and effort into all that tat and then have had to sell for some reason.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 12:46 pm
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I tihnk it's great they've made a home that they actually like, rather than some tedious beige and magnolia box with TV as the only point of interest.

You can only hope they're selling so they can move onto a new blank canvas to improve

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 2:45 pm
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Not actually for sale, but impressive (there's more than the opening image on the video):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-63067699

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 2:46 pm
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Wonder why they’re selling – looks like he’s half way through various rooms…..

I've no idea, but I assumed they'd died.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 3:08 pm
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Come live in this fantasy world or create the home of your dreams.

err that is not what my dreams look like! There is some talent gone into that, but not sure many people will want the same aesthetic, or want to spend time/money ripping it all out.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 3:10 pm
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and yet it looks so normal from the outside....

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 3:17 pm
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Not actually for sale, but impressive (there’s more than the opening image on the video):

He was a lonely eccentric, apparently. If they're opening it up to schools, they might want to paint over the sex chatline phone number on the wall first...

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 3:18 pm
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Saw that ^^ Ron Gittins' house on the news yesterday. Impressive. Mad, but impressive 😀

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 4:59 pm
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I heard he got a job at Industry Nine and had to move to be closer to work

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 5:12 pm
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and yet it looks so normal from the outside….

Even he knows not to mess with the homeowners' association.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 5:15 pm
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Looks like it was created on Midjourney.

 
Posted : 30/09/2022 7:42 pm

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