What would Chuck Norris ride? - Bike Forum

Re: What would Chuck Norris ride?

Smee — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:29:07 +0000

Does that guy have really long arms?

LeeW — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:16:59 +0000

http://www.esmtb.com/img/news/20051115_1.jpg

duckers — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:08:47 +0000

It would have a razor blade for a saddle and a baseball bat for handlebars.

PeterPoddy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:31:16 +0000

Your mum.

lowey — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:13:40 +0000

When Chuck Norris pedals, he doesn't move along, the world spins under his wheels.

Tracker1972 — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:10:24 +0000

Grifter +1 (as much for the chuckle it gave me as the fact that I had one).

seahouse — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:50:21 +0000

Chopper

billybob — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:38:23 +0000

He wouldn't need to ride, the trail would travel along underneath him

robarnold — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:37:11 +0000

Something with a lumberjack print paint job..........and A HUGE FIST on the downtube

dangriff — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:29:35 +0000

Grifter