Introducing the Singletrack Forum Bottle Opener. The Singletrack forum really is one of the most amazing corners of the interweb. It is the virtual lounge bar that makes Singletrack so much more than a magazine… we are a community.
One very real danger with the forum is the risk of tumbling down a rabbit hole of wisdom/wisdumb without being properly prepared. And I know, as it has happened to me. I once wondered what gear ratio was best for the race at the weekend… and down, down, deeper and down, opinions, numbers, tooth counts, wheel roll out equations, gear ratio calculators, and being told to simply get off and push if it gets too hard. I was glad to have a beer with me.
With your forum wellbeing in mind we have developed this near essential forum tool.
The Singletrack Forum Bottle Opener is a quality stainless steel tool that subtly reminds you why you are using the forum. Yes, it’s OK to use that word. Richard Branson of Virgin Records settled that argument in court in 1977. His evidence showed that “bollocks” was an Old English term for “priest” and in the context of the Sex Pistols “Never Mind The Bollocks” album it meant “nonsense”.
Moving beyond the learnings of punk legal history… at a generous 180mm length it boasts one of the best beverage to leverage ratios in the kitchen. Hold on, that doesn’t rhyme! You need to either read it in an American accent and say “beverage to leather-age”, or an English accent and “beaver-age to leverage”.
The specs:
- Opens bottles of beer and other drinks.
- Oversized hole to make hanging it up extra easy.
- 180mm length delivers industry leading “beaverage to leverage” ratio.
- 2mm stainless steel. It’s a steel without stains.
- Subtle legally acceptable text reminding you why you are here.
- Did we mention that it also opens beer bottles?
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