I’ll be heading down to the nearest caravan park to “borrow” one of those massive American RV’s with a genny on board, then heading off to some farm in the middle of no where with a crap tonne of red diesel and potatoes to eat. I’m not going to give the location of said farm, because as nickjb said in different terms – I don’t trust you lot and it would defeat the object. But said farm is placed perfectly. *cough* one side is coastal – you only have to defend half of it *cough*
Then with a band of trustworthy people I’ll build an iron age fort incorporating the important parts of the farm, with guard towers placed around the edge of our concentric walls.
Then we’ll dig a secret tunnel to leave the fort when meat is needed.
We won’t rely on finding guns or ammunitions because ammo is finite. We will use swords and spears and rock those zombies old school style.
These things have to be planned. Especially when one is bored.