… make it happen. 😉

Blind welder’s bench.

Robber’s dog.

Half a pound of badly wrapped mince.

Hatful of monkey’s bums.

Bent Crisp?

Melted kettle

Doesn’t quite follow on from your thread title, but the same principal, I always liked…

You’re so ugly it looks like your face was on fire and they put it out with a spade

Dropped pie.

Ghandi’s Sandal.

…bulldog chewing a wasp.

bag of mashed up a*seholes

(Thanks to Mr. Warner for that)

Crushed bucket.
Stuntman’s knee.
Sack of spanners.
Melted welly.
Greiving pug.
…like you’ve been bobbing for chips.

There’s a thread close to this one which has the title “Slapped Arse”…

That needs to be below this one in the list of threads and someone needs to take a screenshot of it.

achoo.

hilariously when I first saw this thread, it was sitting directly above the one called ‘slapped arse’ on the other forum 🙂

Great minds think alike…

…bulldog licking pish off a nettle

It’s skelped arse – and is this not a bit confrontational for the man who only yesterday was wondering why humans needed to wage war?

Failed moon landing

Fatal Bellyflop

Leaking wastepipe

I was just about to take a screenshot and post the same thing 😀

Bag of smashed crabs…

Burst pasty

haunted cave

Slapped arse
Bulldog eating a wasp

my mum?

bump

a hora

…it’s been hit with a burning shovel.

Iphone5 case?

Well skelped arse

And it is so…

Cheers,
Jamie

Excellent work. 😀

Just worked for me too 🙂

Plasterers radio.

Collapsed Lung?

face like a melted welly

… Lizards (rhymes with stunt)
Sorry

Hora?

An Indian fuse box.

If I had a dog that looked you I’d shave it’s arse & make it walk backwards.

badly packed kebab