you know the situation, you're sitting at home brushing your suede jackets down from last nights dogging session and after exactly 12 brushes the suede genie pops out to grant you 3 wishes.
There are rules on how to use them:
1 wish must be an entirely selfish wish.
1 wish must be about a skill on a bike.
the last wish can be whatever you want.
you cannot wish for more wishes, if you try the suede genie will damn you to an eternity of having TJ, elfin and the rest of the crews posts read to you by voices inside your head you cant get rid of.