Kurt Wallander.

I’m already dead and buried.

I’ve got Victoria Coren-Mitchell and two quiz teams on their way, so they should be able to find me at least.

@Milky1980 what episode are you up to? I figure we get sidekicks too and I reckon we’re in with a chance. Better than some, anyhow!

Gordon Buchanan and a Shark

Morph and his grumpy off white sidekick.

It’s just struck me how much like Minions they sound! No such thing as a new idea.

I may be screwed from a rescue point of view but it is actually quite funny!

I’m good, I’ve every faith in Ryder and the Paw Patrol.

ermmm.
Can I resort to the last single tracker who responded to me please?
I am doomed but, actually on second thought random tv bod dying alongside me will do.

Ned Boulting and David Millar.

Could be worse, I’d rather die than be rescued by Phil Liggett.

The Norsemen, from the pic you’d think you’d be reet. Alas I doubt I’d come out unscathed.

Updated as Brian and Stewie failed.

I think I’m going to have my last duggee hug 🙁

The guys on that Lego programme. I’m not holding out much hope…

I’m watching American Horror. I’ve got psycho killer clowns!

DCS foyle and his driver Sam.

Montalblano’s just finished, I can rest easy.

So, now I can watch Fawlty Towers in peace and expect Monty to come get me..

Lucky lad I am.

still waiting for Aimee 🙁

The MOTD presenters. If Shearer’s with them I’m staying here!

Whynonna Earp and crew – I’m doing ok

I’d get this bloke…

Oh, hang on, that’s me (it really is – my daughter is the book designer)

Fortunately, this chap will sort it out with no mess up.

nickc – Member
me an jimjam are gonna be fine.

wubadubdub…

Just spill some Szechuan sauce on the ransom note.

George Martin for me!
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