The characters from the last TV show you watched are mounting a rescue.

Who’s coming to save you?

Javier Pena. Feeling pretty good about my chances.

That Irish fella out of Cold Feet

I’ll be fine.

Captain Flint from Black sails. Probably better off with the Kidnappers

Miss méteo. I’d post a pic but were not allowed to post pics of attractive women dressed the way this miss dresses.

That Irish fella out of Cold Feet

Bugger, that means I get one of the other lamo’s!!

Marty Byrd, thankfully!

Rory will sort me out

The dynamic duo from Detectorists.

I’m in big trouble here aren’t I !?

What could possibly go wrong?

Criminal Minds – they seem rather well equipped for the task, as they seem to do it every episode!

Its the La Vuelta peloton.

Depends if we manage to establish a breakaway.

These guys.

Gibbs and Co should do me proud 😀

Korrupt fm

Just some people with big swords and dragons and stuff

me an jimjam are gonna be fine.

wubadubdub…

Gibbs and Co should do me proud

Hmm….Ziva….

His typical performance puts him as receiving a lot more damage than I will. Takes payment in Whiskey.

I’m **** 🙁

They were gonna come rescue me, but are still at home getting chronic

Yoko Ono

naked attraction

Kimber’s rescue could be interesting.

Just finished S3 of Narcos, I’ll be fine.

I’m either totally safe or totally collateral damage…

is it wrong that I’d quite like it to be Jessica Jones that actually saves me?

naked attraction

Beat me to it by 23 minutes.

garage-dweller –
naked attraction

You don’t??

Aimee Ffion Edwards. Hmmm
(Comedy thing was pretty bad)

Why Cougar? Why?!
(Oh I seeeee, Kimber’s thread)

The IT crowd. Im stuffed.

That Irish fella out of Cold Feet

Him. Jimmy Nesbitt.
The perps peek out of the window, see Jimmy striding up the street with ‘that’ expression on his face, and it’s

Steven Toast although knowing my luck it would be Clem Fandango

Noel fielding, sandy (national treasure) unspellable-danish-surname and the new old Mary berry

Can someone start a whip round for the ransom. Or at least tell my family I loved them. I’m kind of thinking I’m borked. Knew I should of watched Jessica jones!

The girl and her father from “The eagle huntress”. On horseback with eagles obvs.

Kyle. Jeremy kyle…

I’ll be fine

Seriously.

Dimitri From Paris