Yes, it’s another of those bloody petitions. This one is about naming storms.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/117285

nah, we just need better names

I like the idea of “great aunty myrtle” wreaking havoc over the home counties

No, I like the names.

Bit windy tonight,is that storm Kevin?

They should be forced to use names of Viz characters.

Should be named after climate change deniers.

‘Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren’.

Eh? I don’t get the reasoning behind this.

Calling something ‘Dave’ instead of acknowledging it as a catastrophic, life changing event makes it easier to ignore.

The reasoning behind the petition is all wrong. Surely the increased prevalence of storms is due to the decrease in pirates?

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Go on…….

I thought it was due to the stopping of capital punishment, got a lot worse since then hasn’t it…

idiots shouldnt be allowed to start petitions – even satirical ones. because other idiots think its real.

Aren’t the storms punishment for man love?

They have to have names to be #dave stories on twatter.

I want a storm to be called ‘SaxonRider’ That would be awesome to hear a news report saying “Storm SaxonRider” is sweeping in from the coast and rampaging across the land causing mas devestaion. It sounds like we are being invaded by bare chested, horn helmeted vikings

They’ve always had names, its just that we didn’t know them before

I think we should name good weather spells.

“Do you remember in 2016 when Mandy bared all and warned or cockles?”