Like Pete 68
Up Penyard Hill
Gloucester Royal Hospital

In the dark
On the road
Fancy a snack

Had two beers
Before I started
And rode better

also

Had two beers
Got stomach cramp
Farted noxious gas

Big hill up
Flat middle bit
Big hill down

Dank Devon mizzle
Exposed Coastal Singketrack
King of mountain

Greasy top surface.
Lots of sideways.
Nice hot shower.

Good old Haldon
Perfectly dry trails
my winter saviour!

Puff, pant, wheeze
I’m so unfit
Balls to this.

My legs hurt
My legs hurt
Wee its downhill 🙂

Shiny new bike
Brand new saddle
Broke my manhood

garage zwift “racing”
lost the sprint
getting fitter though

27 Hilly Miles
There’s No Shame
Walking A Singlespeed!

fu kin rad

Wild, wet and windy
In the Goyt Valley
Curlews have returned

Beers found, drunk.
Heavy legs falter
On last climb…

First audax in

10 months wet

windy and hilly

Wife came too.
Her first ride.
She loved it!!

Several weeks ago
Wind doth blow
Lost bike mojo

Too many tourists
Messy wild boar
Yummy female runners

Steep road loop.
Watched the kites.
Another dream dies.

Up the toon
Bombholes boulder jump
Back to reality.

I don’t remember
Probably on road
Damn working away

Chinese shopping bike
Dodgy as hell
Hanger ripped off

Tedious muddy slogs
Mojo remains lost
Prefer road bike

Too long ago
I miss Yorkshire
And my bike.

Out on tandem.
Nice steep climbs.
Very fast descents.

Rode around Velodrome
On a fixie
With my mates.

Dressed too warm
Took wrong bike
Still had fun

Up Scolty Hill
Loads of people
Need a Timberbell!

Not much riding
Carrying a saw
And a rake

Wife not impressed
You strange man
Digging in forest

I don’t care
Brand new trails
Ready to ride

One day Son
All of this
We’ll ride together

Off out now
Has wind dropped?
Has it bollocks!

An electric bike
On Weymouth front
It felt wierd

london, brighton, london
stag-do between stages
feeling shakey now

Steak pie dinner
Slow bimble back
Beer on sofa

Shorter then expected
Very sore leg
Bent rear mech!!.

Club kids ride
In the sun
Bit windy, though

Slow club run
Long cafe stop
Enjoyed it though

Picked the wrong group on the club run today……

Bit too fast
Bit too hilly
Legs torn off

Windy 60 miler
Towed the ladies
Coffee and cake

Rode 60 km
Didn’t get muddy
Spring is here