New saddle fitted
Must unfit it
Buggered my back

Stretched chain issues
Fell off awkwardly
Grounded before holiday

Back from work
Via the pub
Ended surprisingly well

Team Sky Ride
50 supported miles
Photographer missed me!

Seventy two miles
Stem too low
My shoulders hurt

Over The Bars
Bike is Broken
End Of Summer

Howling tail wind
Beachy Head route
Cheeky trail Maximus

Monday night ride
Sunset over Marple
Badger caused crash

Dusk dappled woodland
Wasp enters helmet
Much swearing ensues

Beat Loughrigg climb
Happy wit that
Puncture, puncture gammon

Short, fun, happy.

Long time ago
still no bike
need one soon

SDW ticked off
100.0m 11,350ft 17hrs!
Not even sore?!

Chat with contractors.
Trails are strimmed.
Chain too short!

Long and lonely.
Two days ago.
Wanna ride again!

First for months
With the lads
Witness the unfitness

Went up hills
Went down hills
Lots of climbing

Starter Christmas Pie.
Main Shipwright’s Way.
Train for dessert.

Rode the Wall at Afan
Worst ride of the holiday
But still a good ride
Yes that is five words
And this is five lines

Hot, hot, hot
Dusty, dusty, dusty
DUSTY AND HOT

Planned long ride
Windy as hell
Couldn’t be arsed

Pissing down again
Summers down the drain
Front mech pain

So ****ing grim
Grim grim grim
No back brake

9.5% 9km climb
thank god, finished
shit. another one.

Finally got out
Very short ride
About bloody time!

Baby needed changing
Early morning trails
Mine, all mine!

Rattley, dusty, CX

crash bang wallop

Brisk early start
Sketchy downhill dabbing
Much fun had

Out before breakfast
Piss wet through
Forty miles done

First for months.
Me and Ton.
Coffee and pies.

Bunny hop practice
Foot slipped off
Pedal shin interface

Fast down hill
Wait for wife
Chip shop tea

Crash bang wallop
**** that hurt
Recuperation is protracted

On new bike
At pump track
Berm railing fun

Forecast was good
Trails were mud
Wife cleaned up

Another century completed
Gooch rubbed raw
**** you cancer

Dog and me.
A gentle pace.
Drinking the Orwell.

Nice, sunny day.
Commute to work.
Used posh bike.

New Bike Build
Forgot Singlespeeding hurts
Rewarding wet ride