Linda McCartney veggie sausage, mushrooms and hummus in a ciabatta roll.
There’s been some horror butties mentioned, each to their own and all that, but you really need to go sit in the corner and have a stern word with yourself.
At the moment my fave is ….
(quality)fish fingers ,lettuce, tomatoes , dab of sweet chilli sauce and a splodge of salad cream. With a twist of black pepper. Obviously served in a freshly made pan rustique from the local artisan bakery.whatwhat.
nom.
Avocado’s are the devils bulging, swollen testicles, swinging between the sweaty thighs of Satan himself! Sullying a bacon butty with such an inherently evil abomination is a perversion beyond words, you sick, sick man! Why… just WHY would you even contemplate such a thing?!
The only acceptable accompaniment to bacon, between bread is…
Chicken, Bacon and Avocado, with Mayo and black peeper, on a fresh poppy seed bagel (from the local Bagel shop – I’ve tried to recreate with supermarket bagels, but they are inferior.)
Avocado must always be ripe, nothing worse than crunchy avocado (first world problem)