"That's not America, that ain't even Mexico!" (Simpsons episode, not a film)
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"Cornetto." (Shaun of the Dead)
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Your favourite film one liners
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"I may be a ba****d, but I'm not a ****ing ba****d"
From Dusk Til DawnPosted 9 months ago # -
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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Anything that Brian Blessed says in Flash Gordon.
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samuri - Member
Also, "I haven't been **** like that since my prom night" from Fight Club.You must have been watching the sanitised for TV version samuri, she actually says:
"My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."
which is a much worse/better/more-disturbing line (given that grade school is roughly equivalent to primary school).
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valet: you must have shot a lot of tigers
croker: yes - i used a machine gun...Posted 9 months ago # -
"My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."
That line was supposed to be 'Oh Tyler, I want to have your abortion' but the studio objected. David Fincher agreed to change it provided they accepted whatever he replaced it with...
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Not quite favorite, but still worth a watch!
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I fart in your general direction!
Once again the wretched creature has ruined my day! It will die. It will DIE!
You have no frame of reference in this conversation Donny. You're like a child...
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more seriously,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUYand
'Round up the usual suspects!' - Casablanca.
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Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
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But this one goes to eleven. it's one louder.
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Boards don't hit back.
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You can't steal a warehouse, it's big and heavy and stuck to the ground.
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Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.
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"We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out."
Full Metal Jacket
That film is filled with gems.
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I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven.
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"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?"
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'We've gone on holiday by mistake...'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se9xfHtUJOA **Bad Word Alert**Posted 9 months ago # -
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We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Come on, lads, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.
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''Im going to take that bat, shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle''.
THE WORRIORS.
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"Stupid f-ing white man"
Gary Farmer's "Nobody" in "Dead Man"
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You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no f**kin' teeth!
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"Pilchard curry is a very economical dish"
"calling it your job don't make it right, Boss."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind"
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Hey @55hole, This is the ultimate fV<k you, I just poked your wife - Tin Men.
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. - Army of DarknessPosted 9 months ago # -
"Get away from her you BITCH"
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"We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die loses".
oh, and
"Careful man, there's a beverage here."
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"Duncan, you have few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole I was wrong to think so highly of you".
last of the mohicansPosted 9 months ago # -
What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))Posted 9 months ago # -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjb3nh9BxOEWhere George Kennedy says "Lord dont strike me blind" as the girl is washing the car in Cool Hand Luke.
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''im sick of these muthaf@ckin snakes on this muthaf@ckin plane!''
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''ive seen things you people wouldnt believe''
''All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
Time to die.''Posted 9 months ago #
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