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  • Your favourite film one liners
  • Klunk
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    after flashes mention of the Rorschach line and after watching Blitz.

    Jason Statham “Do I look like I carry a f***ing Pencil”.

    RealMan
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    Not quite a one liner, but Arnie in The 6th Day..

    You should clone yourself now, while you’re still alive.
    Why, so I can share your unique perspective?
    No, so you can go **** yourself.

    In fact, Arnie in just about anything, saying anything.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw[/video]

    Three_Fish
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    “Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?” – Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

    Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

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    j_me
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    Tuco. – I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up!

    Works well at your local trail centre too.

    MrWoppit
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    Bring the gun. Leave the canolli.

    piedidiformaggio
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    From ‘The Thing’

    [Norris’ head grows legs and tries to walk away]
    Palmer: You gotta be ******* kidding.

    MrOvershoot
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    “it’s one huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite”

    Full Metal Jacket

    float
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    “Guns for show, knives for a pro.”

    Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

    ahwiles
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    that’s no moon…

    thefallguy
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    from 51st State
    Detective Virgil Kane: “Seven shades of sh1t in a one sh1t trumpet”

    Haze
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    Never rub another man’s rhubarb

    BigBikeBash
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    Have you come to fix my boiler?

    not sure which film exactly that is from but it normally marks the end of the plot and talking bit

    deluded
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    “You all take a good look at this lump of s**t. Remember what it looks like. You **** up in a firefight… and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush – in a body bag”!

    Sgt Barnes – PLATOON.

    Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

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    donsimon
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    The Mayor in dirty Harry says “I think he has a point”. but you really need the build up too.
    Here’s the scene.[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRA5FBtbHHM&feature=related[/video]

    RichPenny
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    Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherf—-r, motherf—r! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone!

    Or anything else from the quote-fest that is Pulp Fiction

    derek_starship
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    “When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross.” Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry. Class.

    allthegear
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    “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”

    CheesybeanZ
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    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

    Burchy1
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    Oddball: Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

    Moriarty: Crap!

    Cougar
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    It’s the only way to be sure.

    higthepig
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    “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
    Charlie Croker, The Italian Job

    Elfinsafety
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    Do you know what Nemesis means?

    ACHTUNG! Contains a very rude word..

    JohnClimber
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    Lili Von Shtupp “A wed wose. How womantic”

    theotherjonv
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    Another Callahan special, after the mayor’s just debadged him

    “Use it like a seven pronged suppository”
    “What did you say Callahan?”
    “I said ‘shove it in your ass'”

    Houns
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    “You’re so money and you don’t even know it”

    “I gotta change my shirt, it’s sticking to me. I’m sweating like a c*nt.”

    Dead Mans shoes – a two liner

    Herbie: What the **** are you looking at?
    Richard: You, ya c**t!

    It’s more in the delivery than the text though

    brakes
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    loving the Arnie montage 😀

    baldSpot
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    “We are the music makers and we are the dreamer of dreams.”

    Charlie and The Choclate Factory

    toys19
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    “I see you like to chew? Maybe you should chew…………………
    ………………….. ON MY FIST”

    Kung Fu Panda

    hoodie
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    dont piss down my back and tell me its rainin ( Clint Eastwood )

    hoodie
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    Well its in a clint film – outlaw josey wales

    Gilesey
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    My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me … suck cock by choice.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Stay on the road

    bjj.andy.w
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    Elfinsaftey – Absolute class film. It’s just full of one liners

    bloodynora
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    From Jaws.

    Chief Brody to Quint : ‘Your gonna need a bigger boat’

    Quint to Hooper : ‘What are you, some kind of half-assed astronaut’

    Quint : ‘Here’s to swimmin with bow-legged women’

    joolsburger
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    You just shot an unarmed man.

    He should have armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

    fruitbat
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    From Bullshot – there’s just too many to choose from:-

    Hugh ‘Bullshot’ Crummond to Rosemary: “I’m not average”.

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwbdXWqNkbo&feature=related)

    KINGTUT
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    KINGTUT
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    “you’re the problem! You’re the **** problem you **** Dr White honkin’ jam-rag **** spunk-bubble! I’m telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I’ll put you in the **** ground, promise you!”

    @Houns 8)

    Topov
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    In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don’t know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

    RP McMurphy

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