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1. Klunk - Member

   after flashes mention of the Rorschach line and after watching Blitz.

   Jason Statham "Do I look like I carry a f***ing Pencil".

   Posted 9 months ago #
2. RealMan - Member

   Not quite a one liner, but Arnie in The 6th Day..

   You should clone yourself now, while you're still alive.
   Why, so I can share your unique perspective?
   No, so you can go **** yourself.

   In fact, Arnie in just about anything, saying anything.

   
   www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

   Posted 9 months ago #
3. Three_Fish - Member

   "Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?" - Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

   Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

   Posted 9 months ago #
4. j_me - Member

   Tuco. - I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up!

   Works well at your local trail centre too.

   Posted 9 months ago #
5. Mr Woppit - Member

   Bring the gun. Leave the canolli.

   Posted 9 months ago #
6. piedi di formaggio - Member

   From 'The Thing'

   [Norris' head grows legs and tries to walk away]
   Palmer: You gotta be ******* kidding.

   Posted 9 months ago #
7. MrOvershoot - Member

   "it's one huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite"

   Full Metal Jacket

   Posted 9 months ago #
8. float - Member

   "Guns for show, knives for a pro."

   Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

   Posted 9 months ago #
9. ahwiles - Member

   that's no moon...

   Posted 9 months ago #
10. thefallguy - Member

    from 51st State
    Detective Virgil Kane: "Seven shades of sh1t in a one sh1t trumpet"

    Posted 9 months ago #
11. Haze - Member

    Never rub another man's rhubarb

    Posted 9 months ago #
12. BigBikeBash - Inactive

    Have you come to fix my boiler?

    not sure which film exactly that is from but it normally marks the end of the plot and talking bit

    Posted 9 months ago #
13. deluded - Member

    "You all take a good look at this lump of s**t. Remember what it looks like. You **** up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag"!

    Sgt Barnes - PLATOON.

    Or, more or less any line from Withnail and I.

    +1

    Posted 9 months ago #
14. don simon - Member

    The Mayor in dirty Harry says "I think he has a point". but you really need the build up too.
    Here's the scene.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRA5FBtbHHM

    Posted 9 months ago #
15. RichPenny - Member

    Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf----r, motherf---r! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

    Or anything else from the quote-fest that is Pulp Fiction

    Posted 9 months ago #
16. derek_starship - Member

    "When I see a grown man chasing a woman down an alleyway with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross." Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry. Class.

    Posted 9 months ago #
17. allthegear - Member

    "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

    Posted 9 months ago #
18. CheesybeanZ - Member

    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

    Posted 9 months ago #
19. Burchy1 - Member

    Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

    Moriarty: Crap!

    Posted 9 months ago #
20. Cougar - Member

    It's the only way to be sure.

    Posted 9 months ago #
21. higthepig - Member

    "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
    Charlie Croker, The Italian Job

    Posted 9 months ago #
22. Elfinsafety - Member

    Do you know what Nemesis means?

    ACHTUNG! Contains a very rude word..

    

    Posted 9 months ago #
23. JohnClimber - Member

    Lili Von Shtupp "A wed wose. How womantic"

    Posted 9 months ago #
24. theotherjonv - Member

    Another Callahan special, after the mayor's just debadged him

    "Use it like a seven pronged suppository"
    "What did you say Callahan?"
    "I said 'shove it in your ass'"

    Posted 9 months ago #
25. Houns - Member

    "You're so money and you don't even know it"

    "I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a c*nt."

    Posted 9 months ago #
26. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR - Member

    Dead Mans shoes - a two liner

    Herbie: What the **** are you looking at?
    Richard: You, ya c**t!

    It's more in the delivery than the text though

    Posted 9 months ago #
27. brakes - Member

    loving the Arnie montage

    Posted 9 months ago #
28. baldSpot - Member

    "We are the music makers and we are the dreamer of dreams."

    Charlie and The Choclate Factory

    Posted 9 months ago #
29. toys19 - Member

    "I see you like to chew? Maybe you should chew.....................
    ....................... ON MY FIST"

    Kung Fu Panda

    Posted 9 months ago #
30. hoodie - Member

    dont piss down my back and tell me its rainin ( Clint Eastwood )

    Posted 9 months ago #
31. hoodie - Member

    Well its in a clint film - outlaw josey wales

    Posted 9 months ago #
32. Gilesey - Member

    My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me ... suck cock by choice.

    Posted 9 months ago #
33. mastiles_fanylion - Member

    Stay on the road

    Posted 9 months ago #
34. bjj.andy.w - Member

    Elfinsaftey - Absolute class film. It's just full of one liners

    Posted 9 months ago #
35. bloodynora - Member

    From Jaws.

    Chief Brody to Quint : 'Your gonna need a bigger boat'

    Quint to Hooper : 'What are you, some kind of half-assed astronaut'

    Quint : 'Here's to swimmin with bow-legged women'

    Posted 9 months ago #

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