A place I used to work at was in the middle of a long and faultering process of getting all its computers networks and online (this was late 90's so it was all a bit novel). It had been a half arse affair for a while, so we'd decided to call a local IT contractor in to just get the whole thing rationalised and operational. The IT guy had turned up just as we we're opening up in the morning so we pointed him to the first of the computers and left him to it as we sat and had our usual coffee/gossip/start of day meeting. There had been a documentary about fakes and impersonators on the tv the night before, people who pretend to be paramedics, that guy who pretended to be Stanley Kubrick so that he could get the best tables in restaurants without anyone bothering him because he was a renowned recluse. We we're chatting quite high spiritedly about that and other anecdotes about people who weren't they made themselves out to be.
All the time the IT guy is sitting side on to us at the other end of the room, studious face, occasional taps on the keyboard.
We realise we've been gassing for too long, nearly an hour, so we start to get ourselves together and head upstairs to the office."We'll leave you too it, just call us when you're done there" we call out as we leave
"Erm…. excuse me" the IT guy calls after us "How do you switch this on?"