Your dream job advert - in five words - Singletrack World Magazine June 18, 2012

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Your dream job advert – in five words
camo16
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Been thinking recently about new job/new career possibilities etc – seems to be a recurring theme on STW.

Anyhoo, it got me thinking about dream job adverts. In five words, mine would be:

Ninja Wanted

Full Training Given

Yours?

Posted 11 years ago

ourmaninthenorth
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Must be very lazy. £Loads.

Posted 11 years ago

warton
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Bike Tester

Central Alpine Location

Posted 11 years ago

Fresh Goods Friday 700 - The censored edition

philconsequence
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earn money touching boobs now

Posted 11 years ago

mrlebowski
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SEX GOD MUST RIDE BIKE

Posted 11 years ago

alex222
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swallows not spits?

whiskey taster!

Posted 11 years ago

wrecker
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immigration opportunity on vancouver island

Posted 11 years ago

edd
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Horses winter / bikes summer £loads

Posted 11 years ago

bigyinn
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Big Tits, Rich, Wants you.

Posted 11 years ago

PJM1974
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Wanted: Spitfire Pilot

Training given.

Posted 11 years ago

DezB
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Part time professional internet surfer.

(no change there then!)

Posted 11 years ago

peterfile
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Queen Rania seeks new husband.

Posted 11 years ago

woody2000
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Wanted: Private Dick
Discretion Assured.

🙂

Posted 11 years ago

PJM1974
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Kicker for Tony Blair’s testicles.

I’d tire of that eventually, but for the first five years or so it’d be ace.

Posted 11 years ago

willard
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Wanted: Headmaster, Henchman Academy

£mucho

Posted 11 years ago

sas
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Ninja Wanted

Probably not the kind of ninja you had in mind
http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobs/list/q-ninja

Posted 11 years ago

unklehomered
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cyclist wanted to cook curry!

Posted 11 years ago

nealglover
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Time Traveller Required. Training Given.

Posted 11 years ago

TheFlyingOx
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Time Traveller Required. Training Given.

Posted 11 years ago

DezB
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Is that Vanilla Ice wanting to go back to when he was successful? 😆

Posted 11 years ago

bigblackshed
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Billionaire Playboy Wanted. Funds supplied.

Posted 11 years ago

camo16
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Probably not the kind of ninja you had in mind

Does a brand ninja run stealthily along rooftops and use his skills, elan and enormous weapon to take down assorted bad guys? If so, I’m definitely interested. 😀

Meanwhile, I’m suddenly attracted by the following:

Bandito!

Free mule and moustache.

Posted 11 years ago

nealglover
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The Flying Ox , that’s awesome. Cheers dude.

I’m on my way !!

and I believe he’s for real too !

He’s done it once before on a test run, and brought back a Haircut to prove it works.

Posted 11 years ago

woody2000
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That ad is hilarious, might as well say “would be serial killer seeks second victim”.

Novel way of selecting a victim I suppose.

🙂

Posted 11 years ago

philconsequence
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get paid to stare blankly

Posted 11 years ago

monkeysfeet
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Evil super villain seeks nemesis

Posted 11 years ago

therealhoops
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Curry Taster Required, Free Beer.

Posted 11 years ago

jools182
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Ferrari deliverer required South France

Posted 11 years ago

TheFlyingOx
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I’m on my way !!

and I believe he’s for real too !

He’s done it once before on a test run, and brought back a Haircut to prove it works.
Awesome. Take some pics.
One thing though: I’d want proof he can go further back than mid-90’s Germany before I put pen to paper

Posted 11 years ago