legalise everything

let nature take it course, only the sensible/strong/well armed will survive.

I’d corall all Americans into their own country and never let them out. For any reason, at all, ever.

People who refer to “tit monday” when its barely stopped snowing let alone anywhere near Spring should be forced to wear a big sign that says “I’m an attention seeking whore”…

…. I’ll get my own sign…

Ok, got one

Any use of the words “this country” in a negative manner will result in the offender being slapped with a well past it’s best large fish.

Failing that, grammar standards will be reset at my level.

Haven’t they tried this concept recently in Argentina?

What, slapping people with fish or lowering grammar standards?

Salaries should be directly proportional to the amount of time you ride your bike.

Everyone running the country for a day? Though actually I fink i like you’re idea betterer

ban religion

Katie Price is never allowed to re-marry & must live the rest of her life in obscurity.

Did you see the statement from Sandals resort, after Katie Price moaned about her stay there? Genius…..

‘Sandals Resorts is disappointed that Ms Price was not happy with her stay and as a gesture of goodwill are willing to offer her a refund on condition that she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays.’

😆

Clarkson and his two side kicks get to spend the rest of their lives cycling round the M25, they might last till lunch time!