When I pinched his pate'.
So I'm in Morrisons getting my lunch for tomorrow & as usual have a wander to the cheapie stuff to see if there's owt worth having. An old codger is there 'loitering', as well as an employee doing the pricing. I noticed some pate' that my mrs likes which was on top of some pink lint (crappy ham), & said, 'oh, some pate', how much is it'? & he puts his hand on the pile & says, 'you can't have that, it's mine'. So i said, 'well put it in your basket then' & he says, 'no, I'm waiting for it to come down some more' (it was already reduced by 1/2) & I said something like, 'oh, like that is it', & wandered off. Then I thought, 'sod this' & went back, he was still there grabbing everything the lad was reducing even more, but as he put some (even more reduced) chocolate in his basket, I grabbed the pate'! By the look on his face you'd think I'd just nicked his car!
Am I naughty?