I just put a quid in a vending machine, it gave me three double deckers, told me it was sold out and then refunded the quid 8)

That is theft.

delicious theft

I hope your stomach feels guilty. You are going to hell.

I’d say three double deckers is greed. and theft.

put the money to good use, buy a lottery ticket.

delicious chocolatey hell

Typical, you wait for one Double Decker and then three come along at once.

One of them’s mine you cheeky monkey, you! Lost out last week. Called the police but they refused to send a SWAT team.

Typical, you wait for one Double Decker and then three come along at once.

we have a vending machine here, i can put a quids worth of shrapnel in it press the coins return button and a shiny pound coin pops out!

also, the phuckwit who loads it keeps putting the cadburys flakes on the top shelf. you buy one & recieve a tube of chocolate dust!

keeps putting the cadburys flakes on the top shelf

It’s the adverts doing their subliminally pornographic thing…

#creeping Australianisms

Bewdy Mate

in my world this would be a very unlucky omen.
double deckers are rank.

They’re delicious, not everyone likes them but.

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