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  • You know you're old when
  • dogbert
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    you phone the school at the end of the road to complain that the kids keep kicking over the salt bin

    What the hell happened to me

    footflaps
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    your nose hair grows faster than the hair on your head….

    jam-bo
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    I quite like the new Bowie album.

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    footflaps
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    I quite like the new Bowie album.

    That’s half dead rather than old 😉

    saladdodger
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    You realize that a volume control goes down as well as up

    white101
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    your using more facewash than shampoo in the shower

    mulv1976
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    The attractive young (female) hairdresser asks if you want her to trim your ear hair

    fatalbert
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    You sky+ last night documentary on BBC 2 on the Flying Scotsman.

    29erKeith
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    Yeah I felt the need to give chase and catch three local youths from the village a give them a bollocking the other week for throwing stones at the village hall.

    made me feel bloody old

    Yoofs today 🙄

    ton
    Full Member

    you wear a vest/base layer most of the year.

    willard
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    mulv1976 – Member
    The attractive young (female) hairdresser asks if you want her to trim your ear hair

    I go to the same barbers I have been going to for the last ten years. Without being asked, they started trimming my ear hair about a year and a half ago.

    I turn 40 next year.

    HughStew
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    your using more facewash than shampoo in the shower

    You get pointlessly irritated by people misusing “your” and “you’re” on forums.

    You have absolutely no idea who is number one on the hit parade.

    treaclesponge
    Free Member

    Ferraris start looking like the inside of a tin of broken biscuits

    You use the phrase ‘hit parade’.

    dabble
    Free Member

    You realise the rules are there to keep everyone safe, not to be broken.

    40mpg
    Full Member

    You start buying tins of broken biscuits

    mulv1976
    Free Member

    You get pointlessly irritated by people misusing “your” and “you’re” on forums.

    nonk
    Free Member

    Lol @ midlands g 🙂

    mr-potatohead
    Free Member

    you stand with the fridge door open wondering if your hingrey or if you just had something

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You’re the only one still snowboarding….

    😉

    johndoh
    Free Member

    Yo haven’t ridden your bike for the last 4 years mainly due to recurring back injuries.

    AdamW
    Free Member

    You need reading glasses… 😥

    EDIT: yes, with a string on them.

    mr-potatohead
    Free Member

    every time somebody raves about a ” new ” song you can remember the origonal version

    right I’m off to the knackers yard

    molgrips
    Free Member

    You start feeling something stuck in your ear on road descents, and no matter how much you stick your finger in it can’t be dislodged.. then you realise it’s your hairy ears.

    freddyg
    Free Member

    You start writing letters to the rights-of-way officer complaining about young ruffians on motorcycles. 😐

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    You’re still art writing letters to the rights-of-way officer complaining about young ruffians on motorcycles.

    FTFY. 😉

    perthmtb
    Free Member

    Women you used to go Phwooarr! over in your youth now look like respectable old grannies!

    Bands you used to go and see in your twenties are now on their second comeback, sound cr@p, and play in Las Vegas to pay their tax arrears.

    Your favourite film stars are all dead.

    sparkyspice
    Free Member

    …hangovers last more than one day and you no longer plan two ‘big nights’ in a row.

    binners
    Full Member

    You just spend your life in a state of constant irritation, though you’re not sure about the exact source of it. And you spend a lot of your time shouting at the telly, particularly Newsnight

    And the worst of all, thinking ‘she’s going to catch her death going out dressed like that’. When did that happen?

    freddyg
    Free Member

    <cries>

    Thanks CFH

    😉

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    And the worst of all, thinking ‘she’s going to catch her death going out dressed like that’. When did that happen?

    I’d imagine it happened shortly after you moved to Newcastle.

    white101
    Full Member

    you complain to the council about street lights being out and danger to the public, and after 3 weeks and 6 emails/phone calls which go unanswered you flounce and look up local councillor and contact him.

    nbt
    Full Member

    aww bollocks I misssed that

    johndoh
    Free Member

    Go for a couple of beers then sit down for a curry ‘not too late’. On Saturday it was 9.30pm.

    godzilla
    Free Member

    Your worried about the petrol consumption of your lawn mower.

    freddyg
    Free Member

    Go for a couple of beers then sit down for a curry ‘not too late’. On Saturday it was 9.30pm.

    Last time I went for beer & curry, I was ready for home and my “comfortable trousers” by 10pm.

    I might sign myself up for the Liverpool Care Pathway right now.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    I’ll second the wearing glasses for reading.. But the rest so far I don’t/won’t acknowledge.

    ” laughs at ” hit parade””

    scud
    Free Member

    You start indicating in car parks!

    CaptJon
    Free Member

    When you buy pearl barley.

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