… the gala day parade goes past your house and the “winners” are dressed up as armed robbers.

Thank **** there is also some of the best riding on the planet out back.

they’ll all be in St Ronans hotel later

……and the only driving instructors are psychotic neurotic’s

I live in the rough wee village a couple of miles further on. This is Walkerburn festival we’re talking about here. Unfortunately they will probably all be in my next door neinghbours garden later having a party in the pissing rain.

Smee, sounds like what you need is an AK47, when you absolutely have to kill every motherf****r in the place. 8)

Was in a rough part of South Wales the other day,and the locals said they where plagued by thieves,so every other house had a fridge,cooker, or leather setee in the front garden as a free gift,like a large currys superstore but outside.

when driving home from work you a 17 year old pregnant girl outside the pub @ 3 pm pissed smoking a fag in a bright pink crop top …..I wish I was making it up I really do.