or you're in the doo-doo – so says the law…..

What a sad, strange story. 😐

so it does:
http://www.statutelaw.gov.uk/content.aspx?LegType=All+Legislation&searchEnacted=0&extentMatchOnly=0&confersPower=0&blanketAmendment=0&sortAlpha=0&PageNumber=0&NavFrom=0&parentActiveTextDocId=2675303&ActiveTextDocId=2675631&filesize=4654

wow.

Walter Mitty?

Walter Mitty?

Glupton?

Now if he was a member of the Royal family then he would have none of these problems.

Charlie got a medal for going on holiday to New Zealand.

The Queen's Service Order (New Zealand), awarded in 1983; the Queen's Coronation medal, awarded in 1953 when he was four-years-old; the Queen's Silver Jubilee medal, awarded in 1977; the Queen's Golden Jubilee medal, awarded in 2002; the Canadian forces decoration, awarded in 2002; and the New Zealand commemorative medal, awarded in 1990.

How many medals..
A lot of front there.

Now here's a bloke who knows how to do it properly 🙂

The shades finish off the look.
WAIT it's all ruined because he's swamped himself.

Roger Day, 61, of Church Street, Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, was arrested after he was seen wearing 17 medals..
..The court heard how Day had started to make up stories to impress his new wife, who was 24 years younger.

I'd give him a medal for that!

second one is self awarded VC!