moses, I'm assured that the "poo-trap" was clingfilm 
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"You can't polish a turd" and other sayings
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"Killing two birds with one stone" Have you ever tried even hitting one bird with a stone? The chances of fatally hitting one moving bird and then following on with a fatal ricochet to another has got to be a lot harder than just bloody doing the two jobs in the first place surely?
I reckon you'd have to brick tens of thousands of birds before you got lucky.
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"built like a brick shithouse" ?
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"Killing two birds with one stone" Have you ever tried even hitting one bird with a stone?
It would be a useful skill if stones were for some reason rare and expensive. The trick is in these circumstances is to sellotape the birds to a plank then bludgeon them with the stone.
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"never cry two tears in a bucket, f*ck it"??
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'Shit Happens'
Sometimes..
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You can beat an egg...but can't beat a w4nk
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"I'd forget me balls if they weren't in a bag."
Timeless.
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"If it ain't Raining it ain't Training"
"If your going to hoot with the owls in the night, be sure you can soar with the eagles in the morning"Posted 1 year ago # -
Hes "Tighter than Rambo's headband" that mon.
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"Its like poking shit uphill with a pointy stick"
"Its like dragging pi55 upstairs with a rake"
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