You can stop looking - I have found the perfect wife

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8 posts & 6 voices | Started 2 years ago by mcboo | Latest reply from BigButSlimmerBloke

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mcboo - Member

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/portsmouth/article7015876.ece

He phoned me to warn me about the publication and my response was ‘Yes, and?’ ”

“He needs a massage not from one woman but two. Morning and night. He’s a great manager with amazing potential who is stuck in a s****y team.

and the clincher

“You men need it,”

Posted 2 years ago #
piemann - Member

As ever, the Dailymash sums it up better than most....

Linky

Posted 2 years ago #
Drac - Moderator

It's enough to make drink your own piss.

Posted 2 years ago #
mcboo - Member

She's a cup-cake

Posted 2 years ago #
simonfbarnes - Member

in interesting criterion for perfection, though I note her sympathy for the women who have to render the services...

Posted 2 years ago #
bigyinn - Member

Probably wont be kissing her anytime soon though...

Posted 2 years ago #
Drac - Moderator

Posted 2 years ago #
BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

As befits a woman famous for drinking her urine and bathing in liquid chocolate and spaghetti live on television

eh..?
If that's your perfect wife, you must wake up to some interesting sights

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