it is dimly lit with torches.

to the right is a chest,in front of you is a table with some items.

to the right is a door.

on the floor appears to be a dead warrior.

what do you do next?

turn out the lights and fondle the chest

Go looking for a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike.

“STOP FONDLING ME! screams the chest 🙂

Press eject?
Type “Echo”?
Dust off some “basic” manuals?

More realistically, mix a verb and a noun and possibly a direction!

If it was Valhalla, tell Mary what you were going to do to her and await punch 🙂

That video is brilliant below!

Thought this was gonna be Falconhoof

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0[/video]

The first rule of STW D&D club is you don’t talk about STW D&D club.

The second rule is you don’t…

Go south

can I be a dwarf?

that video is fantastic 😀

i haven’t thought this through tbh.had only thought of the intro. 😳

how the hell do people play d & d e.t.c

Is there a tree which sounds like Nicholas Cage?

Walk North.
I don’t understand walk.
Go North.
I don’t understand go.
NORTH
What do you want to do with North?
Just **** ing go North!
I don’t understand go.
Open chest.
….
….
You open the chest and a troll crawls out and eats you.
Play again Y/N
N

Ha ha I love Limmy’s show

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufbZ4IpEup8[/video]

Look at Table

Roll on Elder scrolls Online, actually no, im far too old for that rubbish, aren’t I?

Go looking for a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike.

I wouldn’t. You’re likely to be eaten by a Grue.

am going to see if i can learn to play D & D online (always wanted to tbh).

if it’s good enough for vin disel … 🙂

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU[/video]

Leeeeerooooy Jeeeenkins!

I would turn to page 58.

Watch the Beatles?

Lols @ CFH and sc-xc

And as Im being generous, timidwheeler too

Sit down, and start singing about gold.

kill everyone again just in case, then make another cup of tea

Elder Scrolls Online you say?

I have a spare key for this weekends Beta.

need to finish off Skyrim first, very late to the party, anyway as it’s early in this half of the world I may have misread the title “You are in a caravan” which would make a much better start…

Thanks Drac but I’m in already. 🙂

mrhoppy – Member

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Sit down, and start singing about gold.

I nearly cheered in the cinema when Thorin did that.

Drac, I’d love to take that key if it’s going spare? Email in profile.

Cheers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml

I’ll sort that now Crell.

@Cody and Cougar:

http://solearther.tumblr.com/post/38456362341/thorin-sits-down-and-starts-singing-about-gold

Oh, that’s fabulous.

Use the tools in the chest to fix the **** Mitsubishi.