Somebody pinch me - is this a wind up?!
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WTF??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what is it that you were googling when you came across that story???
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It was not me
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Sorry WTF - a misleading title!
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I wonder if he prefered shooting up horse or going up the ass.
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Imagine the comments the next time he walks in to his local. Neigh lad!
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We saw this when we were at the Dales bike centre a couple of months ago:
They get up to funny things in the country...
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Hee-haw-ays was a bit weird
(Just go with it!
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]certainly is a strange county, it took them 2 months to notice he was buggering a donkey!
......I'll get me coat
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Somebody pinch me - is this a wind up?!
No, I doubt very much that it's a wind up - sadly, nasty attacks of a violent/sexual nature against horses are not unheard of. As this example shows :
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/397/265622.html
BTW, you must have had a very sheltered life, if you are really that surprised.
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I am surprised he managed to bugger a donkey for 2 months. I last about 25 minutes and that is with a woman.
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lol @ WCA
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I am surprised he managed to bugger a donkey for 2 months.
I took it that the donkey had left it quite a while before reporting it, and then couldn't remember the exact date, hence the 'sometime between February and April' suggestion ?
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is there any evidence that the horse and donkey would have been distressed and/or felt dirty? could he argue in court that they seemed to enjoy it?
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The police found him out because he was also arrested for shagging a pig a few days earlier. Apparently the pig squealed on him!
Coat please...
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Just sounds like a bit of horseplay to me.
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The defendant will get a really smart brief who can convince the court that the donkey was asking for it.
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The prosecution will have a field day, both animals were under age and the defendant was grooming them for months.
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He maybe mistook it for Kylie
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up the ass !!!!!!!!!
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There's no horsing around here....
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This story was posted over on fetch.com with a cracking headline:
"I kissed a horse and I liked it"
...made me chuckle.
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hats off to the old fella. i hope i can still get it up when i'm 66.
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i hope i can still get it up when i'm 66.
Well if you're enjoying shagging donkeys now, then there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to when you're 66
Unless you get caught of course.
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hats off to the old fella. i hope i can still get it up when i'm 66.
if the only talent I could pull was equine I'd rather I couldn't
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no one remember this documentary on channel4
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/1238194/Channel.4.Hidden.love.Animal.passions
wow some people really didnt like it
http://www.mediawatchuk.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=142&Itemid=124
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I wonder if they will send mounted police to arrest him!
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when you're that old you probably need something a bit different to make it happen. Some people go for dressing up or wife swapping others go for bumming redrum.
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Ernie Lynch - Yup a sheltered life indeed. Equine buggery hasn't been a big feature in my life to date. How cheated do I feel?
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How cheated do I feel?
I don't know............tell me.
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I think the old guy was playing the field
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Oh dear - another lighthearted post goes wrong. I'm now getting the feeling I shouldn't have bothered...
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Oh dear - another lighthearted post goes wrong.
Maybe you're taking things too seriously ?
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it doesn't say whether he was the giver or taker.
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Ernie - you are indeed correct, I'll chill myself right down to a frenzy - It's Friday - Time to open a cold one
(It would be helpful if there were sarcasm brackets on the posting tabs
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