Heading down to Llandovery for the marathon event, just gone through a small village called Pant.
There is a little playground called…..

Pant Playing Area.

So, so wrong but it cracked me up!

Do they have a car wash?

Pant Playing Area.

Nowt wrong, one day you might find out for yourself.

In Orkney, there’s a village called Twatt.
there’s a Twatt Store, I don’t think there’s a school but there’s a church.
And for those who really like Twatt

If that’s the Pant near Oswestry then I went to school there!

I love it when suppliers stamp PAID on the invoices, it means ‘don’t’, ‘kin AWESOME. Foreign languages are f*****g hilarious aren’t they?

Hmmm – pr’aps I won’t post a link to that lovely town in Austria, the one a few Km SE of Tarsdorf.

Thought this thread was going to be about farting in lifts…

Yup, on the A483 chvck

Hah, aye that’s the one. Went to the primary school just next to the park!

Thought this thread was going to be about farting in lifts…

Nothing wrong about that! One of the joys of life, leaving an air biscuit in a lift on one floor and then seeing your progeny descend to the ground floor, knowing full well that the next passenger in the lift will experience the ull glory of it, while never knowing the source….

Marvellous.

I was really dissapointed on a recent trip to Scotland a certain ferry wasn’t running and therefore couldn’t find out how the locals referred to themselves 🙁

Just had an email from the Glentress 7 organisers, one of the new bits of track is titled The Growler. Must have been some Aussies involved in that !! Strewth…

The Southern Yeti – Member
I was really dissapointed on a recent trip to Scotland a certain ferry wasn’t running and therefore couldn’t find out how the locals referred to themselves

I always liked the aussie phrase; Map-a-tassie (IIRC theres even a shop in Brizzle called similar)
For those that don’t get it google images is your friend!

subtle TSY very funny Cpt
I remember going through knockin [shropshire] and wondering if they had a shop

there’s a village nearby called upper tean, makes me laugh every time ‘cos i’m childish like that

Hmmm – pr’aps I won’t post a link to that lovely town in Austria, the one a few Km SE of Tarsdorf.

You mean

this one??

EDIT: **** bastard swear filter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!