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  • Would your pet dog eat you?
  • Ambrose
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    Just an idle thought. Imagine that tragically you have died at home and your faithful pooch was nearby. Obviously your canine friend will stand guard over you but surely might get peckish?

    Drac
    Full Member

    Yes, it does happen and not just dogs.

    perchypanther
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    I’d hope so.

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    rene59
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    I’d just be grateful it waited till I was dead first.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Yes, it does happen and not just dogs.

    What with your profession, I do not want to think about how you know that.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Definitely.

    beefheart
    Free Member

    The cat would eat you first.

    Ambrose
    Full Member

    Mrs A is convinced that Willow would wait till we were dead. I’m not so sure myself. However, I reckon Willow-pooch would snack on Mrs A before me, ‘cos I (like to think of myself as the) Pack Leader.

    Ambrose
    Full Member

    What about micro-pigs? And I’m not buying any crows soon.

    Lop-eared giant bunnies?

    Can you get house-hedge-hogs?

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Drac – Moderator
    Yes, it does happen and not just dogs

    *looks at pet stick insect suspiciously…

    roper
    Free Member

    A fair few of my spiders and scorpions would want to kill me but then eat the things eating me. A snake tried to eat me once but that’s because it thought I was a mouse, easy mistake.

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    The dogs would probably turn they’re noses up at my corpse, but the Ferrets dont seem to mind if I’m dead or alive before trying to take chunks out of me.

    ferrals
    Free Member

    I’ve been bitten twice by other people’s dogs in the last couple of weeks so I’d say it’s likely

    wiggles
    Free Member

    snake tried to eat me once but that’s because it thought I was a mouse, easy mistake.

    Why was your nob out?

    parkesie
    Free Member

    My cat tries to eat me if I sleep for too long.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Does your dog post on here?

    LeeW
    Full Member

    kayak23 – Member

    *looks at pet stick insect suspiciously…

    *Looks at pet goldfish suspiciously…

    dirksdiggler
    Free Member

    My dog woulve been eaten long before we would get to an alpha challenging ‘whose hungrier’ fight.
    But yep, dog eating a dead me vs starvation and i would expect to be lunch.
    Great shower thought though!

    sbob
    Free Member

    Fall asleep and my dog will give you a nibble. 🙂

    CheesybeanZ
    Full Member

    We have 3 – I wouldn’t stand a chance .

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    Not sure this one would wait till you were dead…

    bullheart
    Free Member

    Mine has been instructed to, as we’re trying to safe on funeral costs.

    Every penny helps.

    johndoh
    Free Member

    Mine would lick me like a lollipop.

    kerley
    Free Member

    Probably not

    We tried them on raw meat diet and they didn’t like it (nor did the cats)
    They are pretty fussy
    They each weigh 1.5kg so the body would be decomposed before they made any impact to it.

    onehundredthidiot
    Full Member

    OH has had to take a dog to a shelter that had stacked on its former owner. Surprisingly they weren’t going to mention that to the next prospective owners.

    Ewan
    Free Member

    I doubt my cats would wait 6 hours.

    johndoh
    Free Member

    We tried them on raw meat diet

    I read very recently that this diet isn’t advised anymore because of potential health risks 🙁

    valleydaddy
    Free Member

    when the yorkshire terrier licks me its not affection I am sure of it! She’s just tasting me 😯

    bedmaker
    Full Member

    Two less pitbulls, one less Pitbull breeder

    Seems like a good result for the community.

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    Mine probably would but only if I died about an inch from her face

    IHN
    Full Member

    I doubt mine would as

    a) he’s too thick to realise I’m food
    b) he’s got no teeth any more

    IHN
    Full Member

    Not sure this one would wait till you were dead…

    WTF is that?

    wiggles
    Free Member

    I think I read about that before has some genetic condition causing its muscles to keep growing

    DezB
    Free Member

    No, she likes people too much. She would sit by me and bark. And bark. And bark.

    jamj1974
    Full Member

    My cat has hasn’t waited for my demise. Knuckles, toes and elbows – all have been gnawed with small cat teeth. I used to put it down to teething but she’s 18 months old now.

    tpbiker
    Free Member

    I’d certainly hope both the cat and dog would tuck in. Plenty to go round now I’m a fat xxxx

    kerley
    Free Member

    I read very recently that this diet isn’t advised anymore because of potential health risks

    There are risks if you don’t do it properly yes. A key part if freezing the meat for many weeks to completely kill everything off. Can then defrost and eat.

    djtom
    Free Member

    Eww

    twinw4ll
    Free Member

    Probably in one sitting, greedy little hound.

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