Some of my Muslim customers have FOUR wives. How the hell do they manage to keep them all happy? They must have some special powers that we guys don’t have – maybe it’s the big beard?

We’re all doomed I tell you, Britain will be a Caliphate in 50 years.

Funny how the woman cant have four husbands and make them cover themselves, not talk to any females when out without a chaperone present, not drink alcohol etc.

You’ve got to wonder about the person. As I said, would you allow your wife to have another husband?