I’ll take my middle class outrage elsewhere then Stoner.

OF course he may be a great chef working in an ironic restaurant, that’d be accepetable.

Bolognese as a signature dish, what a disgrace

Why couldn’t it be? You do know it doesn’t always just come in a jar, right?

I would like to explore every fold of her flab, what a stunning lady.

Oh dear.

I would like to explore every fold of her flab

would be like putting your hand down the sofa (you could find a quid)…probably just old sweets, hair & fluff though 😐

i’d like to be her chef…I serve her up some “tough sh#t” morning, noon & night

…and all of these.

Wasn’t there a story from the US recently about a lady that lost a pussy cat in her fat folds?

haha, from iphones to nokia 3310’s

His Spaghetti Bolognaise must be really good. Where’s he a chef?

I’d say whatever floats your boat but she’s a tsunami waiting to happen. Soz, I shouldn’t judge….BUT COME ON!! how many starving people in the world are there? I’m no saint but that is taking the pish. The only reason I can think of for someone to scoff themselves to that weight is to provide the Japanese with some harpoon practice.

His Spaghetti Bolognaise must be really good.

I’m going to take a punt and say that she ain’t that fussy about food.

She oozes such confidence and probably quite a few other things, she has ambition to be a Record Breaker and all people do is knock her, hopefully she’s big enough to take it.

I can only assume the chef isn’t very succesful at cooking and has scraped his last few quid together to pay for hefty life insurance on the walrus.

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I used to like The Record Breakers but I always found the McSquirter twins a bit sinister.

McSquirter twins

What record did they set?

His signature dish, spaghetti bolognese, is my favourite. I could eat it all day.

…and sometimes I do.

The first pic in the story – am I the only one thinking “foie gras”?

What record did they set?

I seem to remember it involved a lot of quick rubbing action with high pitched screaming and yelling with a very climatic ending.

that poor beds gonna get sweaty on those hot summer nights

I’ll look that one up Dobbo. Sounds intriguing.

In the metro it says that she is 54stone, but the world record she is aiming for is 115 stone – how the heck can she make that before she dies???

Liposquirtion? or is it Lipoblowtion?

‘I do my best to eat as much healthy food as possible,’ said Susanne.

… cos y’know, I was just thinking, look at all that health food.

Suppose everyone’s got a goal in life. Personally I think they both need a psychologist, but hey, they’re happy.

but hey, they’re happy.

the paramedics and fireman that have to drag her sorry ass to the hospital sometime in the future won’t be…

what would Marcellus Wallace think about that footrub…?

that poor beds gonna get sweaty on those hot summer nights

Wheres the barf emoticon!

It’s a shame that this sort of thing happens to people, it’s normally because something bad has happened and they just hit the food for comfort and it gets out of control. You see people every week on, A year to save my life, trying to get down from 450lb. It’s to easy to pick on the fat person.

Won’t just be sweaty. I’ve been watching some programs on the morbidly obese recently and once they get water retention in the legs, it can actually start seeping through the skin.

Also, there was some program where a woman was not only getting a foot rub but a nurse was massaging the fluids out of her legs… she was making a visible impact on their size!!

It’s to easy to pick on the fat person.

It is when they go on record and seek loads of publicity for wanting to be the fattest woman in the world.

It is when they go on record and seek loads of publicity for wanting to be the fattest woman in the world.

+1

Oh ha ha ha, let’s all mock the afflicted lol and be all sanctimonious about the footballer on the other thread…

There was a woman on tv last week that had to have her leg removed when bones crumbled under the weight as she was climbing out of the bath, it was strange that it didn’t seem to bother her.

she made him feed her!

Oh ha ha ha, let’s all mock the afflicted

she’s not afflicted though – it’s self imposed, like most fatties…

That first pic reminds me of the character from Ghostbusters

Imagine how much shit she does

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