http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone—shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

Words fail me….

He doesn’t get much bed does he?

he sleeps on her (like a cat on a bean bag)

Personality goes along way……………..

That must be one charming woman 😉

I’ve just deleted this post to save the save the mods the effort.

fubar

helps her with anything else she has difficulty with

that would be most things then

its Parker that is at fault here too, all these people have a partner or family feeding them this much. you do wonder what his motives really are? 15mins of fame perhaps?

How the hell do they afford it!

Feast: Susanne enjoys her dinner at a local restaurant tucking into several dishes, including a side salad

If she was really committed she’d have the salad deep fried.

He should be charged with attempted murder

is that a bowl of gravy?

Bet its diet coke too!

There’s a whole host of iSins on that table.

is that a bowl of gravy?

Or is it plum sauce with duck?

druidh – Member
He should be charged with attempted murder

I predict an insanity plea…

I struggle to understand why this is being reported on; she is clearly mentally ill and participating in a freak show as the starring attraction. When, and that is when, not if, she ends up in hospital, will that make the news too?

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What a pair of bone heads.

I predict an insanity plea…

with that weight of evidence? I think not.

I would rather rub her feet than her…

Duck with Ho

iSins

sauce?

I would rather rub her feet than her…

Yes? Go on??

….Leg crevasses?
Stomach folds?

At the moment she can waddle

When she becomes totally disabled probably losing a limb or 2 through diabetes and he has to do everything for her “personal care” think he will change his mind?

You have to love someone a lot to do that for most of your life

probably losing a limb or 2

Maybe he has a Jabba the Hutt fettish?

Incredibly sad.

anyone noticed the little bottle of poppers on the car seat?

suppose it could be peppermint foot cream

Incredibly sad.

What if they’re happy though?

anyone noticed the little bottle of poppers on the car seat?

suppose it could be peppermint foot cream
I doubt that couple need lube.

Perhaps he uses her for personal transport around town. Get her to wear a pair of these…

And you’d have a cracking space-hopper! That’d be a right laugh on the way back from the pub 😀

…………….she is clearly mentally ill

This ^^

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thankfully they are American. My prejudices remain intact.

I doubt that couple need lube.

I think he’d need a map first.

And a mini maglite….

I think he’d need a map first.

no need. Just roll her in flour and…..

I just scan read the article.

‘His signature dish, spaghetti bolognese, is my favourite. I could eat it all day.

He’s a professional chef FGS! Bolognese as a signature dish, what a disgrace.

Incredibly sad.
What if they’re happy though?

For now maybe

he also wears his pant quite high, clearly a pervert

His signature dish, spaghetti bolognese, is my favourite. I could eat it all day.

nice quote when hes holding egg & bacon to the camera!

TSY – Id imagine he is as a “cook” is to “chef”, much like a “Barber” is to “Stylist”

I’ve lost my appetite.