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  • Would you date a cow girl?
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    Having just done a google image search I have decided not to post any pictures. 😳

    brant
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    You picking on me again?

    Onzadog
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    Cow girl is one of my favourite positions.

    unfitgeezer
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    yep I sure would

    fasthaggis
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    Is that a forward or reverse cowgirl ?

    DezB
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    Does just a cow count?

    bikebouy
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    A Cow Girl from Georgia?

    Wow yeah !

    khani
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    I know a few in merica and yes I would if mrs khani didn’t exist,
    But don’t give one any shit cos they’ll **** you up good an proper, hard as nails they are…

    samunkim
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    Hmmmm Tough one

    Have her thighs been chapped ?

    ads678
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    Depends if there were any ‘udder’ alternatives!!

    IGMC……

    muppetWrangler
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    Depends if she worked the rodeo circuit, that’s a lot of travelling, living out of a suitcase. Really not the best basis for a long term relationship.

    MrNice
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    cow girl or girl cow?

    enduroforever
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    I’m married to one 🙂

    Speshpaul
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    Which half is cow and which half is girl?

    funkhouser
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    hell yes. this is a frequent search input into Lobstertube!

    she’d never be allowed to take the boots off either!

    piemonster
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    Does just a cow count?

    In Herefordshire yes.

    Moses
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    Mrs M is a farmer’s daughter. She also has sturdy calves.
    So yes.

    allthepies
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    *Bookmarks lobstertube*

    thestabiliser
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    bigblackshed
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    piemonster – Member

    Does just a cow count?

    In Herefordshire yes.[/quote]

    Oi! I’ll have you know some of the “girls” round these parts scrub up nice. Especially with lipstick on.

    DezB
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    @thestabiliser – the video would’ve sufficed 😉

    thestabiliser
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    Not allowed on pootube at work. Not allowed on here really either. Oh god. I’m done for……

    …Why dont you call me I feel like flying in to…

    DezB
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    Seeing em next week 😀

    thestabiliser
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    Me too!

    rickmeister
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    More to the point, would you date a Cowboy…

    Brokeback Mountainbiking and all that …

    numbnut
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    Only if she rode bareback.

    sands
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    rickmeister – Member
    More to the point, would you date a Cowboy…

    No… but I’d date a Cowboy’s girl

    MrWoppit
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    Do cowgirls get cameltoe?

    john_drummer
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    she ^ looks like a vampire

    99percentchimp
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    I nearly did once…. nice legs but high maintenance and you could smell her from three aisles away in Tescos 🙂

    allthegear
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    Yes, next question 🙂

    Rachel

    GrahamS
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    No… but I’d date a Cowboy’s girl

    That’d cost you a fortune in Cuprinol.

    mrchrispy
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    if she could get me tickets to the Underworld gig in Manchester I would.
    i even think my wife would let me.

    sands
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    GrahamS – Member
    That’d cost you a fortune in Cuprinol.

    Already has. This is what she looked like before she did the fence.

    Onzadog
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    Cuprinol girl? She could do l wood some good!

    stumpy01
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    lobstertube?

    Is curious, but not sure I should google…….especially with the wife sat next to me…..

    core
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    Having frequented many a Herefordshire barn dance, I can confirm you might be better off with an actual cow than a cowgirl, or sheep/pig girl to be fair.

    Though I have ended up with a farmers daughter, I’ve learned you have to snag (that’s right) them early, else they’ll be no use to no bugger, and probably riddled with all them ‘al spd’s or whatever they calls um….

    paul4stones
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    Hmm, I googled. 😯

    Having just been a cowboy in our local pantomime (with some amazing boots) I think I’ve missed a trick. ‘My’ cowgirl was a lady playing a bloke and riding an inflatable horse.

    rogerthecat
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    stumpy01 – Member

    lobstertube?

    Is curious, but not sure I should google…….especially with the wife sat next to me…..

    Don’t.
    I did.
    Took a while to explain to MrsCat.
    Could be a DIY heavy weekend. (in every way)

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