so i have a keycard for work – it seems to be tuned into the same frequency as asda door alarms … Its only me – i can go in with folk from work and only my card will set off the door …

Today i was walking in there was a guy with a huge trolly of booze coming out as i walked in – slowed down so my entrance coincided with his exit – que door alarms and his face dropping and he started to panic

is it wrong i found this funny

goes off when i leave too but doesnt bother me i have nothing to hide !

You could earn a few quid here!

every time they stop you, tell them you've done nothing wrong and walk off, if they lay hands on you, then there's a good lawsuit for assault and false imprisonment there, couple of grand towards a new bike!
8)

well i was wondering if i should request a new door card but it provides me with immature humour on my lunch

As long as you don't stand there all lunch break walking in and out constantly then I think you are entitled to enjoy the fun 🙂

Your laughing about it now, but wait til it turns out your keycard was actually stolen from ASDA.

Do it often until you're known to the staff there. Thern get a mate to fill a trolley and walk out at the same time. They'll assume it's just you setting it off again and you can split the loot (with a small commission for me).