I’d be quite happy to use McDonalds toilet or one on the moon for that matter, I’d even hire a Portaloo if you wanted one. Wouldn’t bother me one bit because you’d be paying for the lost time or loo hire anyway 😀

Heard of a fellow tradesman realeasing a huge log into the new toilet 3 floors up, and eventually flushing it away with the loo brush,and copious amounts of water flushes,

Problem was the exterior soil pipe wasnt yet connected, and said log flew out of the bend, like Thunderbird 3 leaving the round house, only to be taken by gravity and wind onto next doors new patio on a new build estate, where it disintegrated into many pieces.

Toilet humour at its best in this thread 😆