Spinach on a ‘dirty’ lunch. You have no concept. None sir, none at all 😡

My last home working lunch was Steak Frites, half a bottle of red, and leftover rhubarb crumble. I regard this merely as a good lunch.

Battered deep fried fishfinger sandwich, with salad creme, followed by battered deep fried marsbar sandwich, with Nutella. Washed down with three pints of wifebeater. Now you’re beginning to emerge into ‘dirty’ lunch territory.

I thought 20% of all £20.00’s had traces of cocaine? 😀

Bugger eating at home.

Go for a ride at Garve, and then lunch at the burger van.

Here’s their Little Wyvis burger (yes little – there’s a Big Wyvis burger too).

Tonight’s brussel sprouts suddenly lack any appeal that may have held.

Is Harry the Spider on that Barred List?

Hes had to report for re-education…..

A dirty lunch for me is chips and curry sauce from the Chinese Chippy.

You dont feel bad afterwards.

A real dirty lunch is KFC. Then you DO feel VERY BAD.

binners, I’m trying to think whether you’re more likely to have that picture pinned to a dartboard or placed on the pillow next to yours…