My wee sis had a few.
Ambliance- Ambulance
matatoo- Tomato
Muloo-Milk
Also she has previously signed a card 'lost of love' which still gets used regularly.
Nae bad, and 'I'm not as hungry as I was' both mean - that was an excellent meal, thank you.
Cag mag = fatty/gristly bits of meat trimmed off a joint (i remember it from my dad's parents)
Telly remote is the bodget.
Pisshostle - hospital ,
clacker - tv remote control.
A corned beef hash but made with bacon is called "fatherless" in our house.
A corned beef pie is called cousin jack.
My mother is mental. 
glad it's not just my family.
Boff = sort of naughty word
Eg:
You boff head!
Super boffypants
Boffoff
My son used to get Hiccolops after eating too fast.
My Mrs says something is ruckled if it's messy and also buttons for the tv remote.
skretch = stretch
ventgatbles = vegetables
manonaise = mayonnaise
Son is now 12 and still uses these pronunciations which over the years we have sub-consciously adopted, we still get strange looks when we ask for or manonaise. 
Lag Lag = Grandad, from my niece when she was 2, everyone in the family still refers to my Dad as Lag Lag years later
I used to call thistles in the garden "spikelers" because they spikled me. I still do sometimes.
A wasp is obviously a wops.
My younger brother was given a toy guitar, which was hard to play, resulting in the phrase
"it's dikkifult playing the giddytar"
Which went down in family legend. 
Courtesy of my son, we still use them now, even though he's 13!
duddles = trousers
diddits = biscuits
Gagggy = Grandma
Bup = Grandad
The whole family including adults use these terms now.
Oh yeah, also keppitch = ketchup.
And some time ago she started saying 'estay' instead of 'please'. No idea why or how it came about.
cbike my grandpa also uses the term ample sufficiency when offered more food
Key-gi-go is a term for screwdriver in our family thanks to me when I was small.
cbike my grandpa also uses the term ample sufficiency when offered more food
My Mrs' family all say "an elegant sufficiency". Wonder where it comes from?
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