skretch = stretch
ventgatbles = vegetables
manonaise = mayonnaise

Son is now 12 and still uses these pronunciations which over the years we have sub-consciously adopted, we still get strange looks when we ask for or manonaise. 😯

Lag Lag = Grandad, from my niece when she was 2, everyone in the family still refers to my Dad as Lag Lag years later

I used to call thistles in the garden “spikelers” because they spikled me. I still do sometimes.

A wasp is obviously a wops.

My younger brother was given a toy guitar, which was hard to play, resulting in the phrase
“it’s dikkifult playing the giddytar”
Which went down in family legend. 🙂

Courtesy of my son, we still use them now, even though he’s 13!

duddles = trousers
diddits = biscuits

Gagggy = Grandma
Bup = Grandad

The whole family including adults use these terms now.

Oh yeah, also keppitch = ketchup.

And some time ago she started saying ‘estay’ instead of ‘please’. No idea why or how it came about.

cbike my grandpa also uses the term ample sufficiency when offered more food 🙂

Key-gi-go is a term for screwdriver in our family thanks to me when I was small.

cbike my grandpa also uses the term ample sufficiency when offered more food

My Mrs’ family all say “an elegant sufficiency”. Wonder where it comes from?