I’ve just heard word from a travelling druid what has been at that there London village that they’re no longer selling off the mystical forest.

*much rejoicing*

Why has nobody told me about this?!?!?!

He won’t be happy about you getting his name wrong though. He’s very working class and can be a bit chippy about folks assuming the ‘the’. Rather like Tony Benn, he doesn’t use the middle name, besides which you spelled the non-existent name wrong anyway. If that is possible

There’s an ‘h’ on the end of it too you know. 😀

I spells it well proper I tell thy!

Anyways in other news…

Powerbands don’t work.
Britain is rubbish at sport.

I treebiter

I found an image of someone biting an eye… do you want that instead?

DD, you are harry hill and i claim my five pounds

I have an alliterative username. Sometimes my collars are oversized. All similarities end there (he’s quite funny FFS).